Frenchy stood and mooned JapanX, causing Oblittoo to laugh so hard that beer shot out his nose and obscured his canopy, causing him to drift into Frenchy's flight path. Since his bellybutton cheeks were pressed against the canopy, Frenchy could not react in time to avoid a colision.
They both spun into the sea...bringing light to the old saying:
"Don't get caught with your pants down..."

:D