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Offline H. Godwineson

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« on: December 17, 2002, 08:24:32 AM »
Heard this on the radio news on the way to work.

An elephant in Africa wandered into a village, broke into a building containing a large vat of home-made liquor, drank it, went on a rampage, and trampled six villagers to death.

What do you do about a drunken elephant?

Regards, Shuckins
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2002, 08:27:50 AM »
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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
What do you do about a drunken elephant?


Get the hell outta the way until he sobers up.:)
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Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2002, 08:40:53 AM »
perk the elephant!!  Obviously 6 kills in one pass means he is overmodeled and isn't carrying the correct armament  :D
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2002, 10:15:22 AM »
Shoot it with a really big gun.

BTW, there are other plants/fruits that elephants have been known to eat that will ferment in their stomachs and cause them to become drunk.
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2002, 02:44:47 PM »
So he fell off the wagon ? :)

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Shoot it with a really big gun.

BTW, there are other plants/fruits that elephants have been known to eat that will ferment in their stomachs and cause them to become drunk.
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