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Offline DRILL

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« on: December 20, 2002, 12:40:28 AM »
1.  large oh say 44oz plastic mug >>for our favorite beverage
                                   Hot or cold /or bigger for those long flights: D

                            2. Nice big poster or flag.

                            3. Calendar w/ pics from con./screen shots

                            4. Beer mugs <<< a must :)
               
                            5. A summer hat .vent screen type thing for those hot summer days
                                  for us folks in the South :)


           just a few things that come to mind :)  what think ??
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2002, 01:19:31 AM »
How about flags for each of the country?  Has anyone seen any good Bishop, Rook, or Knight flag designs?  Those might be fun to design.
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2002, 01:26:14 AM »
I'd like to see inflatible sheep, maybe one even dress up like a WAC.



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Offline Kweassa

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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2002, 02:33:19 AM »
An official Aceshigh AC, vehicles, boats guide-book.

 Collection of normal AH pics, Photoshopped pics, and real-life pics in color, specs and datacharts, (some) real-life data charts,  history,  "evaluations" of how the community feels about the plane, quick guide/manual/instructions on how to use the plane from the people who are considered the best pilots of that plane.. a step-by-step "walk-around" the plane... yummies galore!

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 This is probably gonna cost HTC really much to mass produce.. but limited editions should be extremely cool to have.

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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2002, 02:41:31 AM »
An Aces High urinal would be great! No more messy bathroom breaks or mistakes.

Cardboard Aces High canopy bars to tape to your monitor to furthur immerse yourself...

Aces High condoms. When she tells you to get off the computer, get on her and get off! Gotta have .50s emblazoned on the shaft portion. Or better yet, a profile of the dildo, err 190!

Aces High Toilet Seat/ Reticle. Improve your aim the fun way. Drop bombs to kill TP boats. TP boats, haha i kill me.

Aces High Machine Gun Sound Maker w/ Moment Switch. Attach this to your vehicles steering wheel and kill those non-driving rat bastards that just cut you off or made a totally lame maneuver that the other driver thought was "cool man!"

Aces High deck of cards WOULD realy be cool, though.

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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2002, 05:51:38 AM »
Coffee mug and pint glass please.

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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2002, 06:14:31 AM »
HTC reduced to shameless logo marketing - kewl!

let's get practical here -

AH coffee/beer IV drip kits

AH catherter kits

AH hemmoroid donut pillow kits

AH lumbar support kits

AH no-fault divorce kits
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2002, 07:22:10 AM »
I second the beer mug, but would like to be able to place my game id on it.

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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2002, 07:31:03 AM »
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An Aces High urinal would be great! No more messy bathroom breaks or mistakes.

Aces High Toilet Seat/ Reticle. Improve your aim the fun way. Drop bombs to kill TP boats. TP boats, haha i kill me.

 


LOL...I was shot down the other day after my 3 year old son came and told me he had to pee.  I communicated to the pilot that shot me down that his kill was unfair because I had to be afk to help my son (and threw a wink in to ensure he knew I wasn't upset about it)...his response...bring a cup for him next time.  The urinal idea has merit for those of us with kids.:D

Your idea for improving ones aim is actually a really good one, I think.  Great gag gift.  Two thumbs up!
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2002, 07:32:44 AM »
i would like to see bumper stickers!    it would be the only sticker  would put on my 68 falcon.

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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2002, 08:11:54 AM »
Get bold and offer:
 
(1) a really effective outdoor hat with big visor, vented sides, and neck flap and neck strap like those used for bonefishing in the Florida keys

(2) an authentic WWII fighter plane urinal tube/cup or whatever the pilots voided in during those long escort missions (good for nonstop longrange sports car rallies if you're careful what you're shifting)
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2002, 08:34:42 AM »
1:100 or 1:72 models of the aircraft in the AH colors
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2002, 08:35:36 AM »
Big beer mug and Aces High Flag would be cool :D

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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2002, 08:46:51 AM »
C'mon guys, ya'll forgot the pens and pencils.

People are always stealing my pens, so might as well spread the word of AH through thier thievery.

And I'd rather have transparent stickers for my auto's windows instead of a bumper sticker.

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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2002, 08:51:24 AM »
How about the hats that have your player name sewn on back for an extra charge?
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