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Offline Nilsen

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« on: December 20, 2002, 03:26:55 AM »
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Offline Lazerus1

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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2002, 03:33:35 AM »
I believe in StSanta. :D


Haven't seen him in a long time, where the hell'd he go?:confused:
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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2002, 03:49:06 AM »
He's in the OClub, with a burned out hand :)
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2002, 04:26:45 AM »
I'm a firm believe in Satan Claws.
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Offline Sox62

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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2002, 05:15:53 AM »
I used to but not anymore....he is no longer with us. :(
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Offline Duedel

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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2002, 05:35:36 AM »
1836? Who was he before?
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Offline oboe

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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2002, 06:14:38 AM »
Please tell us that isn't your child, Sox.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2002, 07:46:24 AM »
If Santa were Lazs and answered his mail honestly...
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                            Dear Santa
                            I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer yer Frend,
                            Fredyy

                            Dear Freddy,
                            Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a f@&$king book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!

                            Santa


                            Dear Santa,
                            I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
                            Love,
                            Sarah

                            Dear Sarah,
                            Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
                            Santa

                            Dear Santa,
                            I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?
                            Love
                            Teddy


                            Dear Teddy,
                            Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his bellybutton constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa


                            Dear Santa,
                            I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
                            Love,
                            Francis


                            Dear Francis,
                            Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set you up with a Barbie.
                            Santa


                            Dear Santa,
                            I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
                            Love,
                            Susan


                            Dear Susan,
                            Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
                            Santa


                            Dear Santa,
                            What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?

                            Your friend,
                            Thomas


                            Dear Thomas,
                            All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the tulips of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
                            Santa


                            Dear Santa,
                            Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake,like in the song?
                            Love,
                            Jessica


                            Dear Jessica,
                            Are you really that gullible? What a 'Tard. Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
                            Santa


                            Dear Santa,
                            I really really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE,PLEASE could I have one?
                            Timmy


                            Dear Timmy,
                            That whiney begging crap may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again this year, RETARD!.
                            Santa


                            Dearest Santa,
                            We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
                            Love,
                            Marky

                            Dear Mark,
                            First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your bellybutton whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the bogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
                            Sweet Dreams,
                            Santa
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Offline sax

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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2002, 07:49:05 AM »
Every single time this time of year never ceases to amaze me.

Just walk down a city street or into a crowded mall, people who wound'nt ordinarilly give you the time of day are wishing you all the best and meaning it.

Charity for the less fortunate is everywhere.

Not meaning to sound corny, but Goodwill towords others is at an all time high.

Whether its Santa Claus or something more Divine, it's got power Virginia, and it is very real:)
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2002, 09:10:25 AM »
When I was ten on Christmas Eve,I saw Santa and his sleigh circle over my court.I pinched/slapped myself..I was not sleeping.When I came back with my brother to look back out the window,he was gone.

I saw him....You ever heard a ghost/UFO story from a friend?I always tell them my Santa sighting.
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Offline SLO

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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2002, 09:50:41 AM »
good 1 rip:D
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Offline Gixer

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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2002, 11:32:13 AM »
I believe in Santa, as last year my girlfriend and her friend dressed up as Santa's little helpers for a xmas eve party and gave me what I've always wanted for xmas...



....-Gixer
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2002, 11:33:51 AM »
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Originally posted by Gixer
I believe in Santa, as last year my girlfriend and her friend dressed up as Santa's little helpers for a xmas eve party and gave me what I've always wanted for xmas...
....-Gixer
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If this is true...I hate you.;)
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Offline Gixer

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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2002, 11:36:32 AM »
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Originally posted by Curval
If this is true...I hate you.;)



Well then I must now be the most hated guy in AH.  :D


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Offline Ozark

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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2002, 11:56:19 AM »
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