Author Topic: Lazs, this AGW thread is begging for your touch... (Read 741 times)

Kieran · « **on:** December 21, 2002, 04:09:29 PM »

An interesting thread on Britain arming its Bobbies

Guess what? Maybe guns are essential after all...

lazs2 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 22, 2002, 09:22:12 AM »

Yep... pretty good stuff... Sooo...they are starting to have a problem with the (gasp) black drug dealers... LOL.. britan is allways behind the U.S. about a decade on socio/economic matters.. give em a few more years.

what cracked me up is that a couple of guys are saying that if you factor out those black drug dealers... the rate is low....

If you factor out our blacks our rate is allmost exactly the same as theirs.
lazs

Kieran · « **Reply #2 on:** December 22, 2002, 11:29:35 AM »

Yes... and did you note how he rationalized leaving out the Black-on-Black crime? "It's so new here, so obviously it is not the norm". Methinks it will only get more and more "normal". As Kats pointed out, there is a growing drug trade in the UK.

lazs2 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 23, 2002, 08:33:41 AM »

Well... if it gets too bad beetle can hit em with his microwave.
lazs

Hooligan · « **Reply #4 on:** December 23, 2002, 09:18:30 AM »

Odds are that Beetle's microwave will be stolen long before he uses it as an impact weapon.

Hooligan

Wotan · « **Reply #5 on:** December 23, 2002, 09:57:47 AM »

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Odds are that Beetle's microwave will be stolen long before he uses it as an impact weapon

After reading this I can imagine him sitting up all night in the kitchen with a clever and a steak knife.

In a sheath, ofcourse, and with a "knife" lock. Ignoring the stats that show you are 99% more likely to stabbed by your own knife in this situation.

I bet he even has a trusty back up pairing knife in an ankle sheath. Just in case.

Kieran · « **Reply #6 on:** December 23, 2002, 10:15:59 AM »

Toad · « **Reply #7 on:** December 23, 2002, 10:32:35 AM »

Nah, he's not sitting up worrying about burglaries and attempted violent crime happening to him or his loved ones.

Just like we don't worry about burglaries and attempted violent crime happening to us or our loved ones.

The difference is in the reason he doesn't worry versus why we don't worry.

He doesn't worry because there isn't anything he could do about it.

beet1e · « **Reply #8 on:** December 24, 2002, 05:51:57 AM »

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He doesn't worry because there isn't anything he could do about it.

[/b] ROFL! Maybe it's because I locked the door.

For the last time, before xmas... Toodle-Pip!

Toad · « **Reply #9 on:** December 24, 2002, 07:12:40 AM »

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Originally posted by beet1e
ROFL! Maybe it's because I locked the door.

Yes, obviously a very successful approach that has worked so well for your fellow countrymen.

beet1e · « **Reply #10 on:** December 24, 2002, 07:32:10 AM »

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Yes, obviously a very successful approach that has worked so well for your fellow countrymen.

LOL! Works for me! Besides, I'm insured.

Airhead · « **Reply #11 on:** December 24, 2002, 10:15:42 AM »

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Originally posted by beet1e
LOL! Works for me! Besides, I'm insured.

Would that be life insurance or property insurance?

lazs2 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 24, 2002, 10:59:59 AM »

say what you want about beetle but ..... he does bring out the best in a lot of you guys..

The really good part is that he is right now telling his friends how he kicked our collective ass's again in this thread.
lazs

Cobra · « **Reply #13 on:** December 24, 2002, 11:16:27 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
The really good part is that he is right now telling his friends how he kicked our collective ass's again in this thread.
lazs

Actually, Lazs, that would be his pets.

Cobra

Sox62 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 24, 2002, 11:26:52 AM »

They can't even handle the terrifying Red Squirrel...how could they possibly deal with drug dealers?