Oh my GOODNESS!
Yeah I do like some yoyo, that styles himself after some feeb who wound up fathering kids by his own mother, going around calling other people "morons". That has to be about the richest yuk I've heard in about three months.
And as for <= GRINN NN NN NNNNNN =>, it's an easy picture. Just think of a kid in a candy store and you've got it. Hence the biggest GRINNZ always come from the most ferocious VULTCH sessions.
Age? Smarts? Education? Im 47 years old, hold three college degrees in History, which I teach in college classes of my own, and I am a four year veteran of the US Cavalry, (
Tous Jour Pret! ). When it comes to staying up all night playing kiddie games on a computer, (and, please let's not kid ourselves about this. It's what we do. Saying different is just delusional), I will assume any character I like, and adopt any patois I wish to use.
Now as for grammar? When Computer Games become English Composition Expositions then MAAAAYBEE I'll think of avoiding the slang and the patter. But as long as this is all based on
the MOST informal of conversational English, then I will type/speak in any patois I so choose.
If I want to play with Hawaiian, "YOO GOT BEEF WIT ME BRAA? HUH?! YOU WAN TRO WIT ME! HUH?!? HUH?!?!", well, I will.
If I want play around with 19th century Ameriacan with a little quaker thrown in, "then brother I'm a thinkin me and thee may have to go at each other some. Can ye ken it?", then I will do that.
If I want to play with some down home country, "then All-A-Y'all kin kiss mah GRITZ!", I shall.
And, if I choose to play around with the ONLY truly American home grown literary style ever invented, by one Damon Runyon who wrote
Guys and Dolls the style being formally called "Runyonesque", and pretend I hung out in Chicago as a kid. "Well den I guezz I gunna do dat if I wantz to az well."
(Oh I do enjoy this)
As for growing up in the ghetto: OM's a South Sider, me, I am California Child. My high school was closed every friday for the first four months I attended it on account of RACE RIOTS! I have had to dodge more than one fist thrown by some coward in a crowd, (and that coward may have been black, brown, or yellow skinned), at my white face, just because it was white. My best bud lives in the Darkest Part of Town and his family has been there since it was a WHITE neighborhood, man owns more heat than the local P.D. and can shoot the anus out of rat at a quarter mile in the DARK! I think I've payed my dues and don't have to PRETEND anything.
Now Oed, read this carefully. If you can't stand watching other people have fun with words I would suggest you go out and rent an imagination for day or two. See how it feels to look at the world without blinders on. Because, there is not one member of De' Ol Onz that is EVER going to change anything we say, or do, or think, to accomdate some
pathetic,
small,
mean-minded,
puritanical-sounding,
petty-little-martinet,
who has dug theirself into some weird form of Cranial/Rectal Defilade,
such as yourself.
Nuff Sed?
<= GRINNN NNN NNNNNN =>
An if yaz don't like dat, try dis!
(Can't BELIEVE they made a <= GRINNN NN NNNN => icon just for us.)
OLtosP.S. And, if your real NICE I might, one day, explain the difference between a "Cranial/Rectal Inversion" and a Cranial/Rectal Defilade". But, you'd better be real polite that day.
