Beatle, I'm surprised Great Britain allows the posession of a device whose only purpose is to nuke the flesh of dead animals, given your Government's instistance of protecting Brits from themselves. My God, Beatle, don't you realise the proliferation of microwave ovens is what's made America so obese?
Here in America many of us PETA activists are calling for a ban on microwave ovens, or at least the registration of them. The only people who have a legitimate need for microwave ovens are the police and military, IMO. Of course "nuke nuts" like Dune, Toad, GTO and Lazs will insist upon their constitutional rights to hot Halopino Pepper Jack Poppers in 30 seconds.
Beatle, look at all the social problems that have been caused by obesity in America- heart disease, rejection, all of that- and all our problems started with the proliferation of microwave ovens. I urge you to work for a ban on microwave ovens before it is too late. After all, you are all on a tiny little island, and if you start getting as big and fat as us Americans are some of you will get crowded off and drown.
