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Offline Skuzzy

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« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2002, 01:19:46 PM »
Hehe Furious,..anyone running over cars and people, while talkin on the phone and in a m-weapon is a moron.  There,..that clear? :D

That is about as respectful as I can get with such mentally deprived people as those.
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« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2002, 01:21:35 PM »
I own a mini-van, and love it, so there. :D

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« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2002, 01:25:32 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2002, 01:33:55 PM »
Shit, mini-vans are nothing.  My sister behind the wheel of her Barracuda, then her Scamp were truly terrifying.  Old fashioned american steel and a lot of it, combined with the scariest driver this side of the Mississippi.  Incredibly no one has died by her driving, but plenty of vehicles have paid the price...one of them being a parked vehicle.  At last count she was up to five (that I know about).  Fortunately for the driving public, she now drives a Honda.

Her last accident, in which she told me someone hit her and it wasn't her fault, took out her Scamp.  Upon looking at the vehicle, I didn't have the heart to ask her how the other vehicle caused a nearly perfect vertical crease right in the center of her car's front end, while causing no other damage.   I guess the car musta had a pole attached to it when it hit her.  :D


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« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2002, 01:36:05 PM »
Let us in our haste not forget to mention the cell phone talking early twenties female driving a "low end" BMW..

There is a mold that they're all stamped out of.

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« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2002, 01:39:07 PM »
'soccer moms' aren't limited to driving minivans.. it's just their primary means of conveyance...
I for one prefer them in minivans since they're easier to spot and avoid...
I hate those 'stealth' soccer-moms...

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« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2002, 01:47:43 PM »
How's your neck, Laz?  Perhaps you need the services of Johnny Cochrane?   :D

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« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2002, 02:04:25 PM »
Three times in my 2 years of drving have I seen and nearly been killed by some female driving with a cell phone pressed to her ear. Allow me to relate:

1. Coming home from work in the late afternoon, I see a red minivan approaching an intersection. This particular intersection is only a two way stop, with the stop sign on her road. Seeing as I figure the van will stop, I don't slow to pass the intersection. Crazy female on a cell phone blows the sign and misses the front of my car by no more than 2 inches. Doesn't even slow or change direction.

2. Early afternoon, Loop 820 heading toward I-30. Cruising with traffic, music playing, sunroof open, the perfect driving weather. Stuck in the center lane with cars all around me. Blue GMC Yukon, woman driver with a cell phone and a male passenger begin to merge into my lane. Problem is, she's merging into me, and I've got no where to go! I honk the horn and try to move over, but I'm blocked by a red Honda CR-X. The Yukon gets within 2 feet of my car when her passenger spares me by jerking her wheel back to the left.

3. This one actually involved an accident with my brother. Early afternoon, driving to the store. He's driving his old Honda Accord. We're waiting at an onramp to get on Hwy 199, and traffic is speedy. Another female, on the phone, slams into my brother's car at about 15 MPH, jarring us enough to where we were PUSHED onto the highway into traffic. Luckily, the light had just changed, and traffic had stopped.

Cell phones are deadly when you're driving. Even if you're using those fancy headsets, you're still dangerous...
« Last Edit: December 27, 2002, 02:06:47 PM by texace »

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« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2002, 02:06:30 PM »
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'soccer moms' aren't limited to driving minivans.. it's just their primary means of conveyance...


Ahh this is true they're now driving Hummers and Escalades and Navigators, and Oh my Duelies! I'd hate to see the day she pulls up in a Semi.... I'd get outta my car and ask her to drive me around (id probably be safer in her car than in any other :D )

Those SUV's...............

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« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2002, 02:42:50 PM »
We got laws against using headphones in traffic.

Scientific experiments have shown that even when concentrating on driving, most of us barely have enough skill and oversight to react properly should something extraordinary happen.

With cell phones, your concentration isn't on the road but  on the conversation. It's an accident waiting to happen. I've taken it so far as to take note of the registration numbers on cars where someone is on the phone while driving and providing it to the police. Of course they can do nothing with the info, but if I don't do something when I see it, I feel like an accomplice to murder. You might disagree with this action, but I gotta do what I gotta do. Their own fault for doing something illegal.

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« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2002, 03:02:24 PM »
So Lazs, what happened to HER vehicle, with its mighty plastic bumper and all?


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« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2002, 05:46:51 PM »
The two accidents I have been in were both with vans.

The first was a full size Dodge or Ford van driven by a guy with his wife and kids with him.  He pulled across oncoming trafic to reach the freeway onramp.  Unfortunately he neglected to check if there was any oncoming traffic.  That one killed my '81 Datsun 510.

The second was a brand new Toyota Sienna driven by a guy who had borrowed it from his sister.  He attempted a blind merge into a lane where his ability to see if it was clear was blocked by a Mitsubishi-Fuso cargo truck.  He hit my Nissan pickup just behind the passenger side door, putting a moderate dent in it.  The bumber was torn off of the Sienna.  Do ya think his sister let hime borrow her vehicle again?
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« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2002, 05:49:17 PM »
I feel your pain brother.  I got rearended too.  There's something about Minivans/SUVs/Pickups that lowers IQ or lengthens reaction times or something.  Mine's going to cost $3k to fix but the other guy's insurance is paying.  I had a scratch on the bumper anyways so it's just as well.

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« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2002, 09:59:48 PM »
Should be illegal for chicks to use phones while driving. Guys are generally ok.... why...

because a guy coversation generally goes like this:
Guy1: "yeah?"
Guy2: "wanna go out and get pissed tonight"
Guy1: "oh yeah"
Guy2: "ok see ya at 8"
Guy1: "cya"

whereas a chick conversation goes like this:
Chick 1: "hello?"
Chick 2: "Hi Chick1 its Chick2"
Chick 1: "ohhhhhhhh darling how are you?"
Chick 2: "good good"   (incidentally my pet hate is this phrase)
Chick 1: "hey me and chick3 were gonna go to xxxx tonight, can you come?"
Chick 2: "well, I was gonna wash my hair tonight, and Guy1 might call..."
Chick 1: "ohh please it would be soooooooo much better if..."
Chick 2: "ohh Okay... but what are you wearing..."
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1 hour later
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Chick 2: "OK see you at 8"


Chicks are nuts. And even crazier when it comes to phones. I recently had a message left on my cell voice mail that went for TWENTY FRIGGIN MINUTES. Some chick left a message for her friend that went on AND on AND on, we played it on a speakerphone at work the other guys just PISSED themselves laffing. And my voicemail starts "Hi its Vulcan, I'm not available right now, for urgent inquiries please call 555-1234, or leave a message after the beep". You think she'd have a clue?

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« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2002, 12:11:20 AM »
Oh man do I ever feel your pain.  I had a 1976 TR6 roadster.  Red and in Mint condition. With Redline tires, prefect wood dash.  (Sniff, crying, drying eyes)  Well, this woman with a station wagon (pre mini van era) runs a stop sign while yapping on the phone and broadsides me.  I don't think she even touched the brakes.  
  The Stationwagon was a 1985 Chevy Town and Country or something like that.  The big GM luxery wagon that Chevy had.  Needless to say, my baby is no more.  All my childhood I dreamed of owning a TR6, and once I found one that was in good enough shape to restore....well, I still get pretty emotional about it.  Well, to make a long story short, her insurance and mine haggled for almost 2 years over the value of the car, and my hospital bill.  The only bright side of the story is that they are not that rare.  So once I get another place with a Garage (apartment Living) I will start looking for another one.  I now have a bumber sticker on the back of my Jeep.   "HANG UP AND DRIVE!"