Lol Beefy, nope not me on the left and as my memory for names has always been atrocious i hesitate to label them 

However at the risk of deeply offending somebody i shall tentatively call them Vladd. (Mebbe, just possibly)
Personally i believe i was extremely careful to avoid falling in front of any camera lenses 

As for the badge i believe its message went something like  
"DORK ALERT PLEASE LEAVE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY" 

Any resemblance of those portrayed above to actual living 
multi-cell beings is purely coincidental and beyond the scope of the photographer to rectify 
