Author Topic: Worst day of my miserable life (Read 432 times)

Udie · « **on:** January 04, 2002, 09:16:00 AM »

The Fat Drunk Bastards made me join their pathetic squad. What the hell am I supposed to do now? I'm so depressed I think I'll drive to houston and drink until I puke.

Jochen · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2002, 09:25:00 AM »

Well, you know, there is always the "final exit"...

Rude · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2002, 09:26:00 AM »

I've heard through reliable sources, that the FDB's are made up of this nations most respectable and skilled corporate CEO's and that they simply pass themselves off as FDB's only as a welcomed diversion in an otherwise stress filled existence.

You're going to be just fine Udie!

skernsk · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2002, 09:28:00 AM »

Udie and Mrfish will be best friends soon.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2002, 09:34:00 AM »

Hell, look at the bright side, instead of finishing 99th, or 88th in squad rankings, maybe they will now finally break the top 50?

Wlfgng · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2002, 09:40:00 AM »

don't beleive it UDie..

they're FDB's through and through..
I sure hope you didn't agree to do fatty's mom..

K West · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2002, 09:56:00 AM »

" I think I'll drive to houston and drink until I puke."

What dress are they making you wear while doing this?

Udie · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2002, 10:15:00 AM »

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Originally posted by O'Westy:
" I think I'll drive to houston and drink until I puke."

What dress are they making you wear while doing this?

St. Santa's pink LW leathers

Ripsnort · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2002, 10:39:00 AM »

Any type of "King Neptune" action gonna happen? I'd like to be part of the "Beating"...

Exile · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2002, 10:44:00 AM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Hell, look at the bright side, instead of finishing 99th, or 88th in squad rankings, maybe they will now finally break the top 50?

squad rankings??

Hey Fatty, you know anything about this?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2002, 10:56:00 AM »

Exile, your CO or XO failed to inform you that if you break the top 10 each tour you get a free case of Hellfire from Super, and one of HT's sheep for a week-end? Sad, you guys need to get a communications officer (Eyes Udie...)

mason22 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2002, 11:02:00 AM »

we have cool t-shirts though

Udie, you want one? PM me.

sourkraut · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2002, 11:03:00 AM »

Rip - are you a shellback?

Udie · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2002, 11:09:00 AM »

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Originally posted by mason22:
we have cool t-shirts though

Udie, you want one? PM me.

You gave me one at the con

When I have enough time I'll tell the story of how I acidentaly wore it to work.

Rip,

hehe I don't think I'd make a good communications officer, well a good officer for that matter. Don't you remember that communication "event" I had w/ mrfish?

If that doesn't disqualify me I don't know what would...

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Udie ]

Ripsnort · « **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2002, 11:09:00 AM »

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Originally posted by sourkraut:
Rip - are you a shellback?

Negative, never crossed.