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Offline SFRT - Frenchy

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« on: January 12, 2001, 09:18:00 PM »
from Santa.
 
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Yer all women. Go home, make dinner, take care of the kids and let the men do the fighting.


My GF was reading the BBS over my shoulder and saw your words. She insisted to comment them:

" hello you, fantastic Santa... how is the dinner you are going to cook me? oh, can you be a little be more original? not like in your mail I mean  "
Dat jugs bro.

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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2001, 10:16:00 PM »
Ruh Roh... hell hath no fury... LOL. Boy.. that dude stepped in da DEEEP doggie doo that time.

Santa; I suggest you grab a canned ham and head fer the basement. We'll letcha know when (if ever) it's safe to come back out.

Next time yah go trollin; yah better get a firm grip on the bait before yah let it see the hook.  

LOL!

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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2001, 10:40:00 PM »
hiya Frenchy:

what the heck you letting your GF read the BB's for, danm thats a good way to get us all in trouble.

 

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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2001, 11:28:00 PM »
LOL
Dat jugs bro.

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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2001, 03:09:00 AM »
<--On the way to delete most of my posts !

Santa's havin a fit with somethin' in a Cellar already, can't tell you what tho...

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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2001, 03:35:00 AM »
Frenchy:

LOL frenchy, *this* is the exact reason every time I'm drinking, I get into trouble. I do nothing, just chill out, then SOMEONE hears a partial sentence or gets something wrong and all of the sudden, someone is very mad at me.

That's usually when i decide that since they're already mad at me, it won't do me much harm to piss them off more. Of course, this is a very false assumption but it's very reassuring for about 10-15 seconds. It's very unfair, because I am about one of the nicest guys I know in real life, going outta my way not to be a burden/insulting people all the time. Unless I know them, then I turn a little loose with the insults.

<edit><Here was a long string of insulting derogatory stuff about women. (Un)fortunately, my sister who recently got connected to the internet found out about it, read it and immediately sent me a string of angry ICQ messages. As she has in depth knowledge of anatomy, scalpels and nerves, this Real Man(tm) decided to live, rather than fight this battle>.

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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2001, 10:15:00 AM »
A wise decison. Where's yer joystick?

 

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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2001, 10:55:00 AM »
Well, I had it mailed to Animal to get around our stupid 25% sales tax, and he said that he had gotten it two or three days ago and had mailed it to me.

But according to UPS, they haven been unable to deliver the joystick to the address, and have mande several attempts.

So where is my joystick? I trust Animal is right, and that means it's on the way here. If Animal is wrong, then I dunno where the hell UPS is gonna send it or what I am supposed to do.

Ugh.

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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2001, 11:10:00 AM »
My GF was reading the BBS over my shoulder and saw your words.

WTF? I dont get it. Your computer is in the Kitchen, Frenchy?  

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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2001, 01:20:00 PM »
She got me by surprise... just when she was done cooking, she came in the bedroom to make the bed and clean the desk. While bringing me a can of beer she saw the message.

... Now I die ...  
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2001, 02:08:00 PM »
Santa, sounds to me like you just plain shouldn't drink!

 

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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2001, 03:12:00 PM »
Au contraire, mon ami.

Let's all buy santa a round, and invite frenchys GF around. Film at 11:00.

 

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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2001, 05:49:00 PM »
YEH Hangtime!

There's a REAL MAN right there!  



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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2001, 12:04:00 AM »
Frenchy YOU are the one in trouble here!
You have obviously given your girlfriend TOO LONG A CHAIN from the sink! or your computer is TOO CLOSE!  
I suggest to remove a few feet and this reading over the shoulder business will no longer be a problem !!  

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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2001, 03:40:00 AM »
What's this thing you bought something from Animal and he hasn't delivered yet??? Tsk tsk I'll need to have a long talk  with Animal the next time I see him.  Next time be sure to contact me I'm more outspoken but more reliable. :-)

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