Author Topic: drug test (Read 601 times)

rickod · « **on:** January 02, 2003, 04:28:44 PM »

Does anyone know how to beat a oral swab drug test
I may have to take one tommorow to get a job

and i smoked some dope on new years
not much and not powerful stuff buti did im so ashamed NOT

But seriously any serious advise would be appreciated

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2003, 04:33:24 PM »

Surely you can't be serious.

Warning:

Do not drink bleach, that is a BS myth and will make you sick.
Remember that stoners sitting around talking about ways to get out of tests are usually stoned.
Try swishing vinegar around in your mouth... but only if you film yourself doing it and post it here so we can see the look on your face.

AKDejaVu

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2003, 04:35:10 PM »

Oh yea, and maybe smoking pot 2 days before starting a new job isn't such a bright idea... especially if you haven't taken their drug test yet.

AKDejaVu

funkedup · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2003, 04:41:53 PM »

From what I have read, it's similar to a blood test in that it pretty much tells them if you are stoned at the time you take the test. They are trying to catch people who are such bad addicts that they are high at the interview.

It's not like urine where it will detect THC long after you smoked.
A couple days after smoking weed you should have no problem passing it. I would say brush your teeth a couple of times and use mouthwash a couple of times and just take the test.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2003, 04:42:10 PM »

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Does anyone know how to beat a oral swab drug test

don't smoke 30 days prior to test...

I'm sure that's not what you want to hear.
actually, if you only took a hit or two and haven't for a month before hand.. you should be ok.

(pot stays in the fat-cells for over a month)

funkedup · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2003, 04:46:24 PM »

Here you can read it from the chief pig himself:

http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/publications/drug_testing/testing.html

Window of detection "10 to 24 hours".
You got it made, don't sweat it.

hawk220 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2003, 04:52:09 PM »

it can be detected in the hair folicles for up to 6 weeks i believe too

funkedup · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2003, 05:02:41 PM »

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Originally posted by hawk220
it can be detected in the hair folicles for up to 6 weeks i believe too

If he has hair follicles in his mouth then he has much bigger problems than drug tests.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2003, 05:05:04 PM »

OIO · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2003, 05:29:49 PM »

blame it on second hand dope smokers!

rickod · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2003, 06:06:17 PM »

Funkedup I appreciate the good link it gavce a definitive answer

Last joint i smoked was mediocre crap last night at 9p.m. none today and I wont do any before I go to interview tomorow I should be ok ,
I did noticed that page was dated july of 2002 though .

I wonder if there swabs are any more effective these days

Airhead · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2003, 06:24:41 PM »

rickod, which end of you are they swabbing? My sister's kid had to take the same kind of test and they crossed him up by giving him an anal swab instead of an oral swab and he failed. Afterward he was told by the lab tech that had he had an enema and scraped his sphencter with a nose hair trimmer he would have passed the test. I suggest you do so, if you really want this job.

rickod · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2003, 06:29:27 PM »

I dont want the job that bad

Airhead · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2003, 06:50:40 PM »

Yeah, I understand. I used to have a job demonstrating nose hair trimmers and it was pure torture. I don't blame you man. The job ain't worth it.

Eagler · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2003, 07:26:23 PM »

LOL ... the entire thread

thx for the laugh