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Offline weazel

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« on: January 05, 2003, 12:26:28 PM »
TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT LIBERALS

1. Being so rare, they are worth a lot.
2. They seem to have working brains.
3. They don't eat much.
4. They at least pretend to care about something other than themselves.
5. I laugh with them rather than at them.
6. They give us almost all our art, literature and music.
7. They don't smell of gun oil.
8. They know Rush Limbaugh for the pig he is.
9. They know Christianity is being bastardized.
10. They don't yell at me as much as conservatives.


TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT CONSERVATIVES

1. They make me feel far more intelligent, altruistic and compassionate than I really am.

2. As a White guy, they help make my life a lot easier than it could otherwise be.

3.Hmmm...


TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT

1.Hmmm...
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Offline Gunthr

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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2003, 01:31:58 PM »
There is only one thing I need to know, Weasel...

Are you going to support Hillory Clinton if she runs for President of the United States of America?
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2003, 01:35:43 PM »
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... support Hillory Clinton if she runs...


commence bra jokes
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Offline weazel

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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2003, 01:52:41 PM »
Nope,  but I won't support a deserter either.....will you?
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2003, 02:05:16 PM »
Dude MG stole Weazel's account again.
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2003, 02:08:04 PM »
Weasel, doggon ya, I knew there was something I liked about you :)





Hillary
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2003, 02:10:19 PM »
Liberals wouldnt be so bad if they (1) didnt try to smash our constituional rights, and (2) put the minority ahead of the majority.  Just let me keep my guns, don't force me to hire someone just to fill a quota,  and everything will work out.
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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2003, 02:20:25 PM »
Conservatives wouldnt be so bad if they (1) didnt try to smash our constituional rights, and (2) ignore the minorities rights.  Just let my wife keep the right to contol her own body, don't force me to be illegal searched and seized, and everything will work out just fine.


:rolleyes:
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Offline weazel

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This ones for you Funked.
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2003, 02:28:48 PM »
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"Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world -- and never will."
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Mark Twain


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Dude MG stole Weazel's account again.
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Offline Zapata

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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2003, 02:30:28 PM »
Thrawn, are you a US citizen?
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And another one.
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2003, 02:33:43 PM »
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"It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative.

Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand."
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Mike Royko.
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2003, 02:36:20 PM »
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Thrawn, are you a US citizen?


Nope.  Do you think such beasts as liberals and conservatives only live in the US?
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Offline Zapata

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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2003, 02:45:41 PM »
Sorry, just curious.  This thread had taken a bit of an American tone and was wondering if you were commenting on Canadian or US issues (illegal search & seizure and abortion).  On reading your post again, it seems you were speaking about Canadian issues.  Is abortion sanctioned in Canada?  Don't want to hijack the thread, just a quick yes/no would suffice.  Thanks
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2003, 02:47:49 PM »
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This thread had taken a bit of an American tone and was wondering if you were commenting on Canadian or US issues (illegal search & seizure and abortion).


Yes, first 20 weeks of pregnancy.  Over 70% of Canadians support our current abortion laws.  But there is still over 20% that don't.
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Offline Kieran

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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2003, 02:53:17 PM »


TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT LIBERALS

1. Being so rare, they are worth a lot. - Rare where?
2. They seem to have working brains. - Operative word "seem"
3. They don't eat much. - Yes, your liberal union card requires you be vegetarian
4. They at least pretend to care about something other than themselves. - So... we prefer dishonesty?
5. I laugh with them rather than at them. - You're just not getting the joke
6. They give us almost all our art, literature and music. - Define "art"... oh, wait, the liberals do get to define "art"
7. They don't smell of gun oil. - If they ate more meat, they could pick one up
8. They know Rush Limbaugh for the pig he is. - So do conservatives, but they don't make excuses for their tard figurehead
9. They know Christianity is being bastardized. - But they don't know their socialist nirvana can't happen
10. They don't yell at me as much as conservatives. - Again, eat some red meat and get some strength back
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