Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, we hear
that Texas is planning to do its own, entitled
"Survivor, Texas Style". The contestants will
start
in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over
to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to
Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there,
they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft.Worth and finally
back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo
with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a
vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to
confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it
back
to Dallas alive wins!
