Author Topic: Is this sick or what? (Read 1039 times)

Kieran · « **Reply #30 on:** January 09, 2003, 07:01:39 AM »

Not only is that the way I discipline a misbehaving kitty, it works well on my kids, too. Imagine their angelic faces smooshed into the glass...

Airhead · « **Reply #31 on:** January 09, 2003, 11:34:04 AM »

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Originally posted by SOB
Hmm, I'm not artsy so I don't get it. However, this idea does have merit. Make the enclosures a little bigger - just big enough for a calf to fit in - squeeze the calf in, hook him up to air/feed/waste tubes, then top it off with teriyaki sauce. Then, once the calf has grown enough to be prime veal, take him out, and give him a transfusion, substituting his blood for more teriyaki.

mmmm, tender veal with teriyaki goodness!

SOB

Damn, this is the cruelest post I've ever read, SOB. I think we should put YOU in a tiny enclosure and give you terraiki enemas until you sweat soy sauce- then send you to North Korea!!

SOB · « **Reply #32 on:** January 09, 2003, 01:33:51 PM »

Shit, I never thought of it that way. Hmmm...I bet I'd taste good!

SOB

Airhead · « **Reply #33 on:** January 09, 2003, 01:35:34 PM »

LOL Plus there'd be enough of ya to go around

Wlfgng · « **Reply #34 on:** January 09, 2003, 01:37:38 PM »

mason jars come to mind....

udet · « **Reply #35 on:** January 09, 2003, 01:48:10 PM »

It's obvioulsy fake, no mention is made of how to clean up the cat's urine. The jar would slowly fill would piss and the kitten would drown.

Soulyss · « **Reply #36 on:** January 09, 2003, 01:55:15 PM »

mmmmmmmmmm..............teriy aki.....

Shark88 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 09, 2003, 02:36:21 PM »

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Originally posted by udet
It's obvioulsy fake, no mention is made of how to clean up the cat's urine. The jar would slowly fill would piss and the kitten would drown.

they CLAIM that there is a tube connected to you-know-where that gets it out. For crap, a tube is stuck up the cat butt and sealed with super glue. If you stop and think about it, that could never work

Suave · « **Reply #38 on:** January 09, 2003, 02:59:16 PM »

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Originally posted by Shark88
they CLAIM that there is a tube connected to you-know-where that gets it out. For crap, a tube is stuck up the cat butt and sealed with super glue. If you stop and think about it, that could never work

Actually it would work, urinary catheters, rectal tubes, stool softeners and superglue have been used in medicine for quite awhile, although not in direct conjunction, lol .

bigUC · « **Reply #39 on:** January 09, 2003, 03:04:05 PM »

Please...

Suave · « **Reply #40 on:** January 09, 2003, 03:12:11 PM »

You're not making any friends by scaring away the fish .

Wlfgng · « **Reply #41 on:** January 09, 2003, 03:59:01 PM »

I don't remember the word 'bait' in that add before....