New Set of Rules for AH

[Bodhi]

Rosco posted this in another thread, I just thought it deserved it's own thread.

Originally posted by rosco
Ok review of the new AH  rules for all newbies. Failure to comply with the following rules will result in Chnl 1 and bbs whining.

no alt-F4
no suicide runs
no flying spits
no flying niks
no flying la7s
no base hopping in 163's
absoultly no HOing
no chute shooting
no ack hugging
no vulching
no usage of the word luftwhiner, luftwaffle or luftwobble
no massive goon drops
no engageing the enemy unless you have equal or lesser numbers
no spawn point camping
no sitting in the tower
no hiding the CV


 Add to the list if I have forgotten anyting

the only things he forgot I can think of:


Never forget to show proper respect for your countrys current little general

to prevent base stealing, all base capture attempts MUST be announced 30 mins prior to departure and flown at levels to ensure east interception.

No extending from a fight in a Mustang


WTG Rosco  

[Revvin]

Mmmm to many rules there when one will do:

DO NOT FLY

But then I think even if there was no flying in the arena's and it was turned into one big chat room some would still moan about uber typers and overmodelled capital letters, type potatos and suicide texters

[VAQ]

Originally posted by Bodhi
Never forget to show proper respect for your countrys current little general

hehe

[Maverick]

You forgot another couple.

No shooting me,,,,ever.
No trying to avoid my fire.....ever, when I am shooting at you.

That should handle a good percentage of those who think they are the worlds greatest (insert your choice here)

a.  pilot
b.  gamer
c.  all of the above

[Bodhi]

...punt...

[GPreddy]

Considering the direction of your recent posts I assume

NO HAVING FUN

is one of your rules? Im really sorry I ruined your fun with the fleet last time you were on Bodhi. Next time I will try to cater to your needs. Yeah right.

[Bodhi]

Originally posted by GPreddy
Considering the direction of your recent posts I assume

NO HAVING FUN

is one of your rules? Im really sorry I ruined your fun with the fleet last time you were on Bodhi. Next time I will try to cater to your needs. Yeah right.

If you are refering to me and a fleet, never had a problem with you, once had an issue with Fariz, now if that is you, then yeah, you were an arse one night.  So be it, not going to get wound up over it either way, it is not worth it.  Now if the comment about little generals hurts, maybe you should take a look at yourself and use a careful eye to judge whether you are truly contributing to the greater good of this community, or are you detracting from it?  Thats a question for you, no one else, to decide.  

Oh, and these rules while not all mine were inspired as a bit of a joke after listening to you and a few others post.  Anyways, I understand you are / formerly were Voss, and I must say I am truly disappointed... thought a lot higher of you then you have shown lately....

Anyways, suggested addendum to the rules list:

must bow down and wipe his little nose for whatever little general is having the tri-daily tantrum about other players not doing things his way  

[GPreddy]

No I actually thought it was I that sent the fleet where you wanted it that day it just didnt go as I expected. I havent been the little general as you suggest. I call for gunners and tell people where the action is but I dont demand people respond or do anything at all. I am very patient and wait for the action to line up the way I like and then call for a rise to arms. There are plenty of people that do respond to that and the action never fails to satisfy us. I dont need your approval so if thats what you are looking for it will be a long wait. I am having the greatest time in ah that I have seen. Yet on the bbs I am seeing an uprising of some of the biggest turds I have ever read about. If you care to clump yourself in that group go ahead. I do think that an alt-f4 is the lamest tactic I have ever seen in a game. If you approve of it thats your choice but if you do something like that why not just play offline? The other road you could follow would be to actually make some helpful recommendations to htc like some of us have tried to do rather then mouth off about how one persons character rubs you the wrong way. I dont care how you respond to someones flying style playing style or posting style if your not helping but instead deriding you arent worth responding to. So yes thats why people like creamo and paint get ignored. All they have is grief to share and no one except the turds really want to hear/read it.

[Drunky]

Note:  Posted before lock

Just for the record:  GPreddy (Voss), you rank with such greats as TheFatz.  That should let you know the company most think you keep.

My opinion (nothing more):  You are a poopy head.  There, take that.

[DrDea/Kvorkian]

Made any new games lately there voss?