ITS NOT MY FAULT!

[moose]

It's not my fault because....

the other guy's connect is bad. he warped.

it's a bug. it's hitechs fault. i quit.

that plane is overmodelled. again hitechs fault.

he had more alt. it's his fault.

he's flying a perk plane. not fair. his fault.

he went HO and i misse...er, didnt fire.

he's a CHEATER! he couldn't possibly be better then me!

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fill in with your favorite 'not my fault' whine.

[Nifty]

"Ha!  It only took X of you to shoot me down!"

Replace X with any number greater than 1.    That is the only whine I use.  

Though I did tell someone they shouldn't have gone for the HO on me recently.  I was turning like mad to avoid lots of bogeys, and end up running into a P47, who was moving fast.  He should have gone for a high front quarter shot, and not a pure HO, cuz I think it was a mutual death, I just died first.  Had he stayed above me, I wouldn't have been able to get guns on him.  Oh well, die and learn!