For some reason, a true story comes to mind, and being from Colorado, it seems appropriate.
4 guys are driving cross-country together-one from
Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Colo., and the last one is fromTexas.
A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from Nebraska turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"
The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of
these damned things in Idaho they're laying around
on the ground-I'm sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the
man from Nebraska begins pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Colorado asks "What are you doing that for?" The Nebraskan replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in
Nebraska I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Colorado opens the car door and pushes the Texan out.
