Originally posted by Airhead
Now now Steve, you're Swedish so you can't be expected to know about a gay murder that happened in Montana. Hell, once past Stockholm I can't name another Swedish city anyway.
I just think it's ironic a history and CONSTITUTION teacher would say "I don't care WHAT the law says, you will do as I say!" I could understand this from a wood shop teacher, or a PE teacher, or even an English teacher- but for a constitution teacher to not understand the constitution in dealing with his pupils is sad.
So no wonder little Johnny can't read- neither can his teacher.
But do you really think that is what happened?
Teacher: "Lets all stand up and recite the pledge of allegiance"
Kid: "But Sir, it is my constitutional right not to take that pledge."
Teacher:"Get out of my classroom you b*stard, I dont care what the constitution says, in my classroom you will stand on your head and pledge allegiance to a bowl of warm milk IF I SAY SO."
Kid: [leaves classroom] "Oh, no...'tis a sad day in our history, if only the founding fathers could see me now."
My guess (knowing what the classrooms look like these days) is more along these lines
Teacher: "Alright kids, return to your seats. Try to keep it quiet. MURPHY, put down that knife! Alright, as I was saying, now we are...[sound of Eminem rap music filling the classroom] BRIAN, TURN THAT THING OFF. [sound stops] What have I told you about playing rap music in class Brian?
Brian: "F*ck you"
Teacher: [pretends not to hear] "Ok, lets return to the pledge of allegiance.
Students: "Oh man...this is rediculous."
Teacher: "Stand up everyone."
Woodbury: "F*ck you man, we dont have to put up with this sh*t."
Teacher: "You too Woodbury, it will only take a minute."
Woodbury:"No f*cking way, the G man has opressed me and my people for as long as I can remember. They wont let me smoke pot, they wont let me blow stuff up. I say screw the government. We dont owe them anything, f*ck them and f*ck their lackeys the police."
Students: "Yaaay"
Teacher:"Alright Woodbury, you dont have to take the pledge. Just sit down and be quiet while the rest of class takes the pledge."
Woodbury:"No way, you cant force me to sit down, and besides, I dont think anyone else wants to take that stupid pledge anyway. I say f*ck the power, f*ck the government, and f*ck you mr teacher-as*hole."
Students:[laughing]
Teacher:"Get out of this classroom and cool off mister."
Woodbury:"F*ck you, I'm gonna go smoke a joint." [leaves]