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Offline weazel

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I'm soooooo bold
« on: January 15, 2003, 01:40:35 PM »
I think I'll do another victory dance.



Chimpy the weak and stupid appeaser co-opts WJC's plan as his own:

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"We expect them not to develop nuk'ular weapons, and if they choose to do so.....their choice.....then I will reconsider whether or not we'll start the bold initiative."


Chimpy said the plan included food, leaving the impression that he was departing from long standing policy of not linking assistance in that area to political developments.

Assistant Secretary of State James Kelley said Monday in S. Korea that N. Korea could get energy aid if it dismantled its nuclear weapons program.



It's all Clintons fault but Karl sez it's OUR "bold" initiative now.

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Bush on Korea: 'We must invade Iraq'
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2003, 01:44:18 PM »
"WASHINGTON, DC—With concern over North Korea's nuclear capabilities growing, President Bush reassured the American people Monday that "extreme force" will be used to remove Saddam Hussein from power if the Iraqi president fails to give up suspected weapons of mass destruction.

 
Above: President Bush speaks to reporters about the growing crisis with North Korea, vowing to overthrow Saddam Hussein.
"For years, Kim Jong Il has acted in blatant disregard of the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation Of Nuclear Weapons, and last week, he rejected it outright," Bush told reporters after a National Security Council meeting on North Korea. "We cannot allow weapons of mass destruction to remain in the hands of volatile, unpredictable leaders. Which is exactly why we must act quickly and decisively against Saddam Hussein.""

http://www.theonion.com/onion3901/bush_on_north_korea.html

Offline weazel

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How to solve the North Korean crisis
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2003, 01:47:07 PM »
I suggest we handle it the same way we handled the China spy plane crisis.

Have President Weak and Stupid get on his knees and beg North Korea for forgiveness.

If that doesn't work, Bush can beg them, "Please forgive us," and if that doesn't work, Bush can say, "We're very sorry. Please forgive us," and if that doesn't work, Bush can get down and crawl on his knees like a broken puta and beg them, "Please forgive us. We are very, very sorry," and then good puppy media would proclaim Bush the "victorious victor," who achieved "complete victory" with "dignity and leadership."
 

If Bill Clinton ever got on his knees and begged the Chi-Comms to forgive us, the Republicans would physically drag him from the White House and lynch him.

But since the Unelected Fraud has done it - the American press praises his cowardice.
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Offline Udie

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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2003, 01:51:32 PM »
:rolleyes:


It must really suck to be you...

Offline davidpt40

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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2003, 01:58:00 PM »
Quit crying.  Its an all volunteer army, the Iraqi people are under a very cruel leader, and its very unlikely that the U.S. will lose any soldiers.  

North Korea doesn't even have enough electricity to run their trains.  All they want is a little energy.

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Re: How to solve the North Korean crisis
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2003, 01:58:10 PM »
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But since the Unelected Fraud has done it - the American press praises his cowardice.


But don't you know? The media is made up of nothing but left-wing, commie, socialist, liberal, limp-wristed members! ;)
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2003, 02:20:38 PM »
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All they want is a little energy.


My farts after a good curry could generate more electricity than the reactors the NKs are commissioning. They want them so they can produce fissionable material for a nuclear bomb. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Re: Re: How to solve the North Korean crisis
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2003, 02:32:21 PM »
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But don't you know? The media is made up of nothing but left-wing, commie, socialist, liberal, limp-wristed members! ;)


Nah, your confusing the White House with the media.  :D

Offline whgates3

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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2003, 04:14:04 PM »
if i were ckim chong eel, 1st thing i'd have done after the 'axis of evil' speech is build a nuclear deterrent

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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2003, 04:19:09 PM »
if i were ckim chong eel, I would have hundreds of concubines, a hydrofoil (just so I could yell out, "To the hydrofoil!", from time to time), and a moon base...also, lazers.

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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2003, 05:13:59 PM »
DETH TO GREAT SATAN BOSH!

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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2003, 05:14:21 PM »
Korea is more vital to American intrests so that's where we should invade. We could run out of Mideast oil and we'd just adapt, but if we run out of Kim Chee that would start a domino effect that might close down half the Chinese take-out joints in America. That, my friends, would be bad for all of us.

Offline AKIron

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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2003, 05:35:54 PM »
oooops, didn't mean to interrupt, carry on with the self amusement
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You realize you just made a threat..
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2003, 06:20:18 PM »
Against the President, and could get years in prison for it if someone is malicious enough to turn you in.

One man got 37 months not long ago for his "burning Bush" joke.

Not to mention you sound as pathetic as Grunherz everytime you whine about anyone pointing out chimpys lack of ethics or spine..

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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2003, 08:34:50 AM »
Airhead, don't know how it is out there, but over here, all our chinese restaurants are either staffed with Vietnamese or actually, Chinese!  ;)
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