1. Recognizing the toilet seats hinges
2. Looking good without a ton of make up - it CAN 
be done
3. Money comes from hard work, not trees
4. Time is precious - how to buy things before 
your fifth visit to the same
store...in one day
5. PMS - it's NOT your other half's fault
6. How to accept that hot guys are either to old 
or young for you, or gay
7. Forgive and Forget -- it DOES exist (included: 
the uselessness of the
silent treatment)
8. Animals are NOT people too
9. Appreciating the four basic food groups - 
beer, pizza, twinkies, and
donuts
10. Accepting that you're not ALWAYS right