White House Job Openings.

[weazel]

Appointments

Please read the following and find links below to begin the application process.

One of President Bush's top priorities is to select men and women of the greatest ability and highest ethical and professional integrity to serve in policymaking and key administrative positions in his administration.

Especially if you helped my Daddy cover up Iran/Contra like the other criminals I've appointed to my regime.

The success of the Bush-Cheney administration will depend on the quality appointees we choose to join us to lead this nation in the years ahead.

I will look for people who are willing to work hard to do what is best for America, who examine the facts and do what is right whether or not it is popular.   I will look for people from across the country and from every walk of life.   I welcome all who are ready for this great challenge to apply."

President George W. Bush.

 


Yes...it's "unpopular" to let my friends like "Kenny-Boy" raid the "little peoples" 401K plans and such but...what's a poor chimp to do?  I have to scratch the backs of the corporate criminals who bought the White House for me.

Presidential appointments are an ongoing effort. Some of President Bush's appointments will require Senate confirmation.

These appointments are for positions throughout the federal government, for the Cabinet and subcabinet, for members of regulatory commissions, for ambassadorships, for judgeships and for members of numerous advisory boards.

The President will also make many other political appointments that do not require Senate confirmation.

Don't worry about Senate confirmation as the "process" now amounts to a rubber stamp since Republicans have the majority and the Democrats are licking my shoes like dogs that have been beat to much.

I also plan to appoint lotsa redneck judges for any contested elections in the future.

This web site is designed to provide prospective applicants with information to help them decide whether and how to apply for a position with this administration. This on line application is the fastest and most accurate way to get your information to us..

If you don't like a particular posistion of ours don't worry...it's likely to change as often as the wind blows, why just look at our policy on N. Korea as an example.

Factors to Consider

To serve our country as a member of the Bush-Cheney administration will be both an honor and a privilege. However, government service is not for everyone. Anyone thinking about applying should be aware that:

Did I say we especially like Iran/Contra crooks.?

The hours are long and the pace intense.

Yes, we do the victory dance all night long!

There is much public/press scrutiny, as you would expect in an open, democratic form of government such as ours.

Hehe, pay this section no mind as my supporters own the mass media, you will only be scrutinized if your a liberal or we don't like you.

Most applicants under serious consideration for an appointment will go through a full FBI background check in which their employment, professional, personal, travel, medical, financial, legal, military and educational histories will be reviewed and scrutinized.

We especially prefer those people involved in cross burnings or defense of cross burners...we can even scrub your record of crimes like desertion...did I say we love Iran/Contra crooks?

The financial holdings and sources of income for most applicants under serious consideration must be disclosed for review for possible conflicts of interest, and any conflicts must be remedied by divestiture, the creation of special trusts, etc.

Don't worry, we will secretly invest all your money in the Carlyle Group and make you even richer!

Most appointees’ dealings with the Federal government during and for a period of time after their service will be significantly restricted to prevent possible conflicts of interest.

Talk as much as you like as long as it's about Bill Clinton and not about my criminal actions while in office or prior too.

Thanks for the link to your "friend" Gunthr.  

[NUKE]

weazle, its funny to see that you so tortured by fact that Bush is the Prez:)

Wait till he's re-elected..... that will be a good day for you

[Ripsnort]

Me wonders if this is how a career is hatched, such as the chap below.

[weazel]

Why would i throw away a perfectly good life for a piece of white trash rip?

Chimpy will either:

A. Get flushed by the voters in 2004.

B. Get kicked out of the White House in 2008 whether he likes it or not.

I get to have fun pointing out his lack of spine and integrity either way.  

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Me wonders if this is how a career is hatched, such as the chap below.

[funkedup]

DETH TO GREAT SATAN BOSH!

[whgates3]

politicians are crooks & liars, not big news...who is the weird lookin' kid? pete townsend's traveling companion?

[GRUNHERZ]

"B. Get kicked out of the White House in 2008 whether he likes it or not."


I thought you said he was a dictator and going stay in power for life...  


Death to Amreeka!

[Fatty]

Weazel, do you still have me squelched?  It's no fun answering you if you don't meltdown.

[lazs2]

weazel is our gateway into the far left corners of the internet quoting vitriolic, misshapen little weazels that one would normally never be expossed to.  

he's like a 'cliffs notes' to the bizzare and twisted.   the fact that he belives all that crap is kinda strange tho.
lazs

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by lazs2

he's like a 'cliffs notes' to the bizzare and twisted.   the fact that he belives all that crap is kinda strange tho.
lazs

"We do not see things as they are;
we see things as we are." -- Talmud[/i]

[GRUNHERZ]

Hay Rip, sit back and watch weazel turn that quote into an Ari Fleischer attack..

[weazel]

Into President WASA's regime...you all have the right stuff.