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Offline Ripsnort

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Liberal or Conservative?
« on: January 17, 2003, 11:42:43 AM »
LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE?
An Analogy...hehehe Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
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Conservative Answer BANG!
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 BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2003, 11:47:37 AM »
LOL - guess Im a conservative.  Big surprise there.  :cool:
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Offline JBA

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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2003, 11:50:18 AM »
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Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"


LMAO
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2003, 12:05:33 PM »
I don't mind, so long as it's not Labour.
By the way, Ripsnort - this theme has already been done in recent weeks - in one of your own threads I believe. :D  The anti-gun one.
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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2003, 12:22:00 PM »
:D
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2003, 12:22:15 PM »
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I don't mind, so long as it's not Labour.
 


Bloody hell Beet1e.  We agree!

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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2003, 01:16:27 PM »
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LOL! Rip, but c'mon, a Glock ... that's a ladies gun! :)


LOL - I didnt even think about that!!

A REAL Conservative would be carrying a locked and cocked 1911A1.  :D
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2003, 01:17:46 PM »
Would have a fine German handgun like the Sig 220 to go with his Beemer.

lol
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2003, 01:19:49 PM »
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You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?



The Curval Version:

I open fire. I miss.  I wish I had a rifle with me.  I die.
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Offline weazel

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A stupid analogy...
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2003, 01:41:31 PM »
Of course you shoot the bastard...kind of a no-brainer isn't it.

But I guess that makes me a liberal since I have a brain....right?  :p
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Offline TWOLF

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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2003, 01:43:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE?
An Analogy...hehehe Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
_____________________________ _____________________________ ________
Liberal Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
_____________________________ _____________________________ __
Conservative Answer BANG!
_____________________________ _____________________________ __
 BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"



BullSh--.   I vote democrat because it's the lesser of 2 evils.  If I am there he's a dead man. (Expert Army qualification pistol, and rifle since 1979)  Republicans are Ruining this country and shifting the blame.  That's what they are good at.  But the Goose steppers, and Bible beaters keep voting for the Corporate Moguls thinking that they are advancing their Ideals.  NOPE!  They are getting played for the ignorant air wasting fools that they are.

Here is a more likely scenario.  Nut case knife wielding fool approaches a couple walking down the street.

Conservative: gets killed after being forced to watch his wife getting raped because he shot himself in the foot.   Because he NEVER served his country in the military, or bothered to learn how to fire a weapon he was struck dead by his own STUPITY.  News at 11.  Local republicans blame Dems because republicans are releasing Death Row inmates out into the population.  

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2003, 01:49:40 PM »
Well, TWOLF, if you liked that one, you'll LOVE this one! :D

The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats
made simple:
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the
street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the  homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then
reached into the Republican's pocket and got out
twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.
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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2003, 02:00:46 PM »
SHACK!
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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2003, 02:08:08 PM »
lmao

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
He then
reached into the Republican's pocket and got out
twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
 
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2003, 02:24:53 PM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Well, TWOLF, if you liked that one, you'll LOVE this one! :D

The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats
made simple:
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the
street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the  homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then
reached into the Republican's pocket and got out
twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.


Obviously the Democrat has a much better understanding of the free market and capitalism. I hope that homeless guy learned by example.
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