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Offline muckmaw

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« on: January 17, 2003, 01:32:55 PM »
What do you do when your at work, 6 hours to kill, and you've got a song stuck in your head? That's right! Here for your listening pleasure is a complete waste of time!

Sung to the melody of Billy Joel's "We did'nt Start the Fire"

We Didn't Make the Game!

Start Yer Training, Pick a Plane, Wheels up, Down in Flames,
In the Tower, hide n’ cower, Vulchers Overhead,

Grab a Trainer, Don’t Complain, Yeager says “its just a game”
Lift Off, Lawn Dart, Once Again Your dead”

Hi-Tech, Yankee, Natedog, Skuz-zee,
Pyro, Superfly, Wanna Favor? Get ‘em High
   
Sound Effects, From Mitsu, Lazs has got his FM2,
Killer Sheep, lack of Sleep, Social Life-Good Bye!.

CHORUS

We didn't make the Game.
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,  
But we need to fly it.

Lonewolfing, Pick a Squad, Freebirds, Its not that hard
USMC,  What can you be, Marine Air Wing,

Lucky Strikes, Dickweeds, Blue Knights, FDBees,
Mustangs, Viper Fangs, Hornets have a sting,

Panzer is a Tin Can, Ripsnorts Gotta Plan,
40’s Sneakin under Dar, Dry Tanks don’t fly too far

Rooks are on the ropes again, Knights Bases Down to ten,  Squish the Bish, Ronni’s a dish, Got a shot? I can wish!.

CHORUS

We didn't make the Game
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,
But we need to fly it.

Luftwobble, Buff-Dweeb, Score-potato, Spittie,
Runstang, LA-Geek, Rudes Gotta Whine a Week,

Fighter Perks, Uber Rides, Check Six,  as Planes Collide
Empty Bottles for a week, Just so I can take a leak

Furball, Find Some Fun, Bomb stuff,  Kill someone,
Turn and Burn, Boom and Zoom, Get the Kids out the room

F4-U, One Nine-Tee, Messerchmidt, and One-Six-Three,
Grab your stick, Cherry pick, Someone Kill the inbound Goon

CHORUS

We didn't make the Game
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,  But we Need to fly it
   
   
Nasty Warps, Flat Spin, Niki on my tail again,
snapshot, What a crock, Head On, Fighter Jocks,
Breakin’, Grabbin’, Out of E, Now I really Gotta Pee
Outta Bottles, Use a can, Cut myself, Ambu-lance!,
Pork the Bases, Goons to hide, Jaeger Bomber Suicide,
Nazi Jets, Warbird Vets, Shane, Hacks, Place Ur Bets,
Landing Crafts on the Shore, VOX under Martial Law,
Be Nice on the Message Board, I can't take it any more!

CHORUS
We didn't make the Game
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,
But we love to fly and die and fly……. (fade out)

**DISCLAIMER: SHANE DOES NOT HACK, BUT I WAS RUNNING OUT OF WORDS AND IT'S ALL I COULD COME UP WITH!!!

J/K Shane

Offline Midnight

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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2003, 01:48:14 PM »
LOL.. you getting paid to work while you wrote that?

Excellent lyrics.. look out Wierd Al

Very well crafted. I give it a definite 9 out of 10, 3.5 stars and all that :)

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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2003, 02:16:05 PM »
Excellent, wtg....now just mail that to Billy Joel and have him record it...:D

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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2003, 02:18:44 PM »
Hope that can cut doesn't get infected... that could get real ugly.

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2003, 02:41:06 PM »
"vox sounds like a bunch of hicks, MAW flies a buch of Niks"

Hah, nice work, had me laughing at work and made my day.

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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2003, 03:04:19 PM »
Very good :D

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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2003, 04:06:27 PM »
nice.  :D

Shane Smacks (without the comma) would work and be more accurate.  :D

now stick it here:

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74527
« Last Edit: January 17, 2003, 04:10:48 PM by Shane »
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
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Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2003, 06:45:18 PM »
ROFL - good stuff, but dont quit your day job - I dont think theres much of a market for songs about online flight simulations.  :D


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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2003, 07:38:51 PM »
deadly song.  Oh, and thanks for the dickweed plug.

:)

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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2003, 08:21:52 PM »
genius!!!

Quote

Luftwobble, Buff-Dweeb, Score-potato, Spittie,
Runstang, LA-Geek, Rudes Gotta Whine a Week,

Fighter Perks, Uber Rides, Check Six, as Planes Collide
Empty Bottles for a week, Just so I can take a leak

Furball, Find Some Fun, Bomb stuff, Kill someone,
Turn and Burn, Boom and Zoom, Get the Kids out the room

F4-U, One Nine-Tee, Messerchmidt, and One-Six-Three,
Grab your stick, Cherry pick, Someone Kill the inbound Goon
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and i love the chorus :D
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2003, 10:02:15 AM »
lmao
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2003, 12:39:50 PM »
Great job!  Good version of the original!

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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2003, 12:45:35 PM »
lol

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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2003, 12:13:53 PM »
Funniest damned thing I've seen in ages!



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Nuther verse...
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2003, 02:32:14 PM »
Here comes Fester, there goes Laz, chewing up a Niki spaz,
Vulching, vulching everywhere ya go…
Diving on the friggen ack, running from a screaming Yak…
Pizza’s coming yes we see, I just lost my ISP

chorus:

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