Author Topic: Help!!!!!!!!! (Read 539 times)

Airscrew · « **on:** January 19, 2003, 08:24:18 PM »

My home has been invaded by three thirteen year old females.
My mind is numb from the giggling, the squealing...oh the torment.

My son and I have barricaded ourselves in the computer room, we believe we have enough provisions to hold out till morning.
Our plan is to wait until they have gorged themselves on pizza and coke then make a break for the car.

Unfortunatly I must abandon my son because I have work in the morning.

Thrawn · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2003, 08:50:56 PM »

May I humbly suggest concussion granades.

Hangtime · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2003, 08:55:40 PM »

Grab a Rikki Martin CD, grip it before you; confront the enemy and declare in a loud serious voice:

ONE MORE SOUND AND I SNAP THIS MISERABLE CD IN HALF... NO MORE RIKKI!!!!!!

ramzey · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2003, 08:58:58 PM »

i dont see option, call for national guard, asap:D

hmm, or mby better for A-Team

capt. apathy · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2003, 09:11:16 PM »

a few summers ago my wife held an over-nighter for her softball team. 8-11 yr old girls.

an hour or so after it started I gathered up a blanket and went across the street. my neighbor woke up to me sleeping on the couch on his front porch.

run, run fast, run far, don't come back till you have confirmation they have left. next time get a hotel room

XNachoX · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2003, 09:35:25 PM »

How old's your son? I wouldn't be abandoning him if he's reached puberty.

Kanth · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2003, 09:45:17 PM »

it's 3 to 1, they might dress him up and put makeup on him

you should take him out with you.

Leave no male family member behind!!!

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Originally posted by XNachoX
How old's your son? I wouldn't be abandoning him if he's reached puberty.

Airscrew · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2003, 08:52:43 AM »

Nacho, my son is 12 and he is on his own...and its actually 4 fourteen year olds counting my daughter.

My wife put on the DVD of "Signs" and the horde settled down and with only a few minor outbursts of giggling we were able to watch the movie. (what is it with teenage girls calling each other Dude?)

However once we were drawn from our sanctuary of the computer room all was lost. They over ran the computer room, and I used the fall back position of my bedroom. Once secure I was able to sleep, I did wake once at about 130am and I could still hear the screeching and giggling from the other side of the house.

I was able to get out of the house this morning without waking the sleeping dragons and I am told they will all be gone by the time I get home tonight

boxboy28 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2003, 09:01:48 AM »

I find nothing more annoying than Teenaged Girls calling each othe "DUDE" or even worse yet they call you "DUDE".........

man brings back the old day of hanging out with the "Betties" (old skateboarder term used to identify the skater chicks)

even thought im getting old i'll still shread em.......lol

BOX

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2003, 10:24:51 AM »

You think 14 year olds are bad? Just wait until they're 18-19 and come back from there first year of college...

Youll be praying to hear giggling just you you know nothing else is going on!

Makarov9 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2003, 10:45:56 AM »

CATTLE-PROD!!!

Skuzzy · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2003, 11:17:52 AM »

Massive doses of Valium.......consider distributing it to them after you get your share.

midnight Target · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2003, 11:18:46 AM »

I have a 14 yr old daughter... can I send her over?

Airscrew · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2003, 12:23:03 PM »

Sorry Midnight, they've already been carted to off to the mall to cause havoc there.

I'd feel sorry for the mall employees but I think they have training dealing with that age group

midnight Target · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2003, 12:30:33 PM »

Ahhhhh the Mall.

Today's version of the Soda Fountain. Great place to unload teenagers for a few hours.