Author Topic: I have "cut off" my wife for a week (Read 1125 times)

hawk220 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2003, 04:21:57 PM »

be strong! just watch the home video of her giving birth a few times.. THAT will cure you of wanting to visit that neighborhood.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #16 on:** January 21, 2003, 04:28:40 PM »

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Originally posted by hawk220
be strong! just watch the home video of her giving birth a few times.. THAT will cure you of wanting to visit that neighborhood.

Instant birth control!

Stay stong!!!

Just think - if Shane can go for months without sex, so can you!

j/k

Curval · « **Reply #17 on:** January 21, 2003, 04:37:53 PM »

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Originally posted by beet1e
LOL! The Palmer family is known collectively in the UK as "Gladys".

LOL..I've heard that. Tell me, when you meet a woman named Gladys does everyone..like...snicker?

Wlfgng · « **Reply #18 on:** January 21, 2003, 04:53:45 PM »

and who would then name their child that!?!?!

Greese · « **Reply #19 on:** January 21, 2003, 05:01:24 PM »

1 week? Sheesh.

My wife is 6 mos into a high risk pregnancy. It's been awhile...

Good luck.

By the way, if it was something bad, maybe a dumb reality show like Joe Millionaire, I'd add an extra week.

icemaw · « **Reply #20 on:** January 21, 2003, 06:37:47 PM »

One week BAH you weak bellybutton punk dont you know thats what porn is for. You allready have the computer and most likely a high speed connect. Cut her off for 6 months that will teach her.

Stay strong dont give in your the stronger one. Stand up be a alpha male.

P.S. if you could email me your address I could swing by a couple times a week and make sure she doesnt need to beg you for it. Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.

Airhead · « **Reply #21 on:** January 21, 2003, 07:04:26 PM »

Curval, just in case your wife can't take your forced celibacy let me know and I'll drive down to Bermuda and take care of her.

Bonden · « **Reply #22 on:** January 21, 2003, 10:54:01 PM »

When she finally talks you into giving up your celibacy and things are getting warm, get up and walk away saying "your not trying hard enough"...... It's hard to do, but they try real hard after that.

Hangtime · « **Reply #23 on:** January 21, 2003, 11:10:25 PM »

once during that moment of giddy madness my (now ex)wife said..

"deeper... deeper... DEEPER!!""

My eyes popped open.. I pulled my self back from the edge and steeled myself for the new mission and driving it home as hard as I could I roared..

"tighter... TIGHTER!!!"

capt. apathy · « **Reply #24 on:** January 22, 2003, 12:09:31 AM »

hang,
that would be rodeo sex.
did you manage to stay on for the next 8 seconds?

funkedup · « **Reply #25 on:** January 22, 2003, 02:45:35 AM »

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I have "cut off" my wife for a week

It doesn't work that way dude.

Dowding · « **Reply #26 on:** January 22, 2003, 02:51:42 AM »

Listen to you all. You act like you haven't seen 'Fight Club'! Didn't you pay attention?

Shag her mother, threaten to kill and eat her favourite pet and shoot the TV. Then she'd appreciate the guy she had before.

Nope, you guessed it, I'm not married.

Or living in the real world.

beet1e · « **Reply #27 on:** January 22, 2003, 02:53:10 AM »

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Originally posted by Curval
LOL..I've heard that. Tell me, when you meet a woman named Gladys does everyone..like...snicker?

The last woman I knew that was called Gladys was one of my Sunday School teachers when I was about 8.

stegor · « **Reply #28 on:** January 22, 2003, 03:34:53 AM »

Maybe you can win this battle, but you will lose the week ends war......surrender now , limitate casualties:D

Curval · « **Reply #29 on:** January 22, 2003, 05:57:14 AM »

Well...thanks for playing guys.

I showed her this thread and she took it as a challenge.

I lost...we had great sex last night. Wait...I won...we had great sex last night.

Icemaw and Airhead...when my wife read your generous offers she chuckled and said "I don't need anyone to service me. In this day of modern technology men are practically obsolete."