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Offline Curval

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I have "cut off" my wife for a week
« on: January 21, 2003, 02:59:25 PM »
So...during a very stressful day yesterday my wife e-mails me a really nice note saying that she will "make it all better" when I get home...wink, wink...nudge, nudge.

Then at 11.00pm last night she decides that the TV show coming on was more important than her promise of sexual activity.  She claims that it is a woman's right to change her mind.

So, I have cut her off for a week.

Must be strong...must be strong.

Bets on whether I will outlast her?

Am I the master of my domain?  We shall see.
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Offline Eagler

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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2003, 03:01:08 PM »
you cut her off from the tele? you hide the remote? :)
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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2003, 03:02:15 PM »
Curval..You WILL Lose. All she has to do is to give you a come hither look and you WILL be Hers.
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2003, 03:03:14 PM »
If she wants to win, I'm betting she can lock this victory up at will.
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Oh man
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2003, 03:09:18 PM »
You poor bastage... you sooo going to lose.
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2003, 03:10:58 PM »
Oh ye of little faith....

I can do this....it's only a week.  I just have to wake up Ms. Palmer and her five daughters.:D
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2003, 03:13:19 PM »
Ya know, she could one up you and cut you off for 2 weeks after your "end date"...

This could backfire badly on you...I'd download a fair share of porn and start rationing your lotion!
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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2003, 03:13:30 PM »
What TV show was it?  :D
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2003, 03:14:10 PM »
here's what you do.  take her shopping.  let her pick out any dress she wants,  nice shoes (italian, leather, $$ no object), then stop by the jewlery counter.  "which do you think would go better with your new outfit??".

then when you get to the register look at her fondly shrug your shoulders and say "you know, I'm just not in the mood anymore.  put it all back."

we can change our mind too.
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2003, 03:17:40 PM »
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
here's what you do.  take her shopping.  let her pick out any dress she wants,  nice shoes (italian, leather, $$ no object), then stop by the jewlery counter.  "which do you think would go better with your new outfit??".

then when you get to the register look at her fondly shrug your shoulders and say "you know, I'm just not in the mood anymore.  put it all back."

we can change our mind too.


Damn....



I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy.

That is pure freaking genius.  Must plan a wee shopping trip for Saturday.;)

Kanth....I cannot say, it would belittle my manhood.

LePaul...I gotta risk it man.  Sometimes you just have to make a stand.;)
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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2003, 03:19:03 PM »
Damnit :D

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Kanth....I cannot say, it would belittle my manhood.
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2003, 03:22:07 PM »
Man that shopping thing is good, but my girl would go nutty an prolly beat the toejam out of me.

She can get away with this cause I won't hit back but still, she would find a way to make me pay.
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2003, 03:50:50 PM »
Curval,
I didn't realize that you are such a moron!
It would never cross my mind to resort to such a ...
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a stupid thing.

I would have resorted to begging, giving back rubs, etc within a few hours.

You will lose.

eskimo
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2003, 04:06:14 PM »
Curval.. at some point you'll realize that it just isn't worth it...

give in man.  
Resistance is futile.
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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2003, 04:16:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Curval
I just have to wake up Ms. Palmer and her five daughters.:D
LOL!  The Palmer family is known collectively in the UK as "Gladys".
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