From a Kiwi Politician whos been milking the coffers a bit:
""I feel some days like I'm Camilla Parker Bowles' tampon and I've got the media and everyone sort of pulling me out reluctantly," she told National Radio. "
She's been watching wayyyyyy to much southpark
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2212033a10,00.html