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Offline Hortlund

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« on: January 23, 2003, 05:05:45 AM »
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2003, 10:27:17 AM »
LOL!!

(Waits for "Chimpy" comments in defense of our former great leader)
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2003, 10:30:58 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2003, 10:31:41 AM »
Bill is a fellow Arkie.  Ya'll leave him alone!

Ole Slick (chuckle!)  He shore has been ennertainin'!  Wouldn't buy a used car from him but DANG, has he been ennertainin'!

The crack of dawn ain't safe aroun' that boy!

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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2003, 11:23:39 AM »
Boy do I miss the good old days... when we all made money and crime was down....... sigh!!!!


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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2003, 11:35:15 AM »
He's just demonstrating what you can't do in some Republican controled bible thumpin' states.

Florida - Oral sex is punishable by a 20-year prison term.

Rhode Island - It is illegal for unmarried persons to have sex. The fine is $10.
And:
Oral sex is punishable by a seven to 10 year prison term.

South Dakota, Sioux Falls - It is illegal for a couple to have sex on the floor between two single beds in a hotel.
South Dakota - It is illegal for prostitutes to solicit customers from a covered wagon.
And:
Oral sex is punishable by a 10 year prison term.

Utah, Tremonton - It is illegal to have sex in an ambulance.
Utah - Oral sex is punishable by six months prison term and a $299 fine.

And Finaly:

Washington - It is illegal for a man to have sex with a virgin.

So, maybe they aren't all Republican controled bible thumpin' states, but let's not let the facts get in the way of some fun :)
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2003, 11:51:27 AM »
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Utah, Tremonton - It is illegal to have sex in an ambulance.


Wondering:confused:  How did that come to the floor of the legislature?  Had to have happend first.
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2003, 01:18:44 PM »
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Wondering:confused:  How did that come to the floor of the legislature?  Had to have happend first.


An ambulance attendant had sex with an unconcious accident victim on the way to the hospital. The politicians all got together and came up with a typical political solution to prevent this from ever happening again.

God Bless the Politicians. :rolleyes:
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For Weazel, Thrawn, MT
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2003, 01:32:39 PM »
what is really said is beside the ambulance and the prostitution I would be in jail a long time. LOL

How can you not have sex with a virgin *scratches head*
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2003, 01:59:09 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2003, 02:04:07 PM »
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Florida - Oral sex is punishable by a 20-year prison term.


errr...ummmm...is there a Statute of Limitations on this one?
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2003, 02:08:26 PM »
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2003, 02:08:34 PM »
Weazel, youre not helping your case regarding those homosexual allegations in the other thread.
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2003, 02:14:04 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2003, 02:16:06 PM »
Uh...is that Utah law for GETTING oral sex or GIVING oral sex?

Just uh...curious is all......
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