My uncle, a Bronco fan sent me this... It's kinda funny...
In a school just outside of Oakland, California, a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Raiders Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Raiders fans too. Not really knowing what a Raider fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Raider's fan." says Timmy "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud San Francisco 49's fan!" The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a 49er fan. "Well, my Mom and dad are 49er fans, so I'm a 49er fan too," Timmy responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot?
Timmy smiled and said, "THEN I'd be a Raider's Fan."
GO RAIDERS!