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Offline Kronos

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« on: January 25, 2003, 07:29:48 PM »
NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!

I have an X45 saitek joystick/throttle combo.  Mode 1 on the throttle for button D is brakes for the airplane.  Mode 2 for button D on the throttle is primary fire button for when I fly buffs.

Well, I finally got them confused.  And what a time to do so.

My wingman and I were gonna take up a flight of Me-262's.  we get on the runway, and I tell him, hold brakes down when powering up engines to help out with takeoff thrust just a bit.

My throttle was set for mode 2.  We get otr, I push throttle forward and hit button D (thinking it was on mode 1, which was brakes) on throttle.    BANG BANG BANG BANG.  KILLSHOOTER!

(shortest flight of Me-262)

'^@#%^$%#%^@^^$^$^$^##&&#&$*
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Offline BGBMAW

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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2003, 07:33:49 PM »
lolo done almost same thing...

After the Typical Me262  pilots first run in his 262..i lawn darted from 18k...

got rigth bak i n it to spend my last 200pts...

I just wanted to hear the cannons for a 2nd....so i squeezed trigger...My squad mate just uped...I go tkill shooter......


ahhh the memories..:)

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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2003, 03:56:39 AM »
LOL, gotta love the overconfigured joystick kill!  :D


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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2003, 06:39:26 AM »
WTG Kronos :D :D
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2003, 07:00:26 AM »
Kronie ever heard of KISS?

 KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!  :D :D :D
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2003, 07:57:23 AM »
ROFL!  Well, I have done similar myself with the way my Cougar is set up.  Zeb thought it would be a good idea to have 3 settings for the joystick profile for taking off/landing, generally flying around and for dogfighting.  In take-off/landing mode, the 'bomb' button raises and lowers the gear; in general flying mode, it drops a bomb.  So, I take off in JU87 with a BFB and head to an enemy airfield.... I am flying with my squad-mates and agree to hit a SW hangar, start diving down and have a perfect angle on the hangar, hit the bomb button - and nothing!  Still had the setting in take-off mode!  Arrrrrrgh!  :D
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Offline Lizard3

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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2003, 11:15:21 AM »
Ask Drex about his overconfigured joystick problems he encountered at the con....hehehehahahhohoho
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2003, 04:09:32 PM »
did a similar thing messing around on a rearm pad.was tapping away on the button when it rearmed and i filled the guy next to me with cannons. POP :D
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Offline PSYKO

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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2003, 04:46:23 PM »
yea i just have 1 setting for everything lol nice and simple
oh and it works 2!
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2003, 07:28:07 PM »
Kronos, same happened to me
We had about 5 members in the 56th up in 262's for a little fun. Well, we all made it back to base and 4 of us were on the runway waiting for the last 1 to land. For whatever reason, I decided to fire a few rounds, only thing was were we in formation OTR and I was behind sancho. Before I realized what I was doing... BOOOM. The whole squad broke out laughin thier ars's off.

I don't think i'll ever get off the hook of that one, hehe :D :D :D
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Offline GScholz

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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2003, 07:59:05 AM »
Psyco, same here. I only have combat critical stuff on the HOTAS, like guns, views and WEP. Why the *beep* do you need gear operation on your stick? The keyboard is right there, just press the G key.
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2003, 09:56:02 AM »
Brakes used so seldom why map 'em.

I had a similar experience though not in  262. I have a button that toggles through various salvo settings. Went through 'em too fast once and found myself silently floating towards the ground. Added a delay to it after that.
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Offline maxtor

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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2003, 10:14:24 AM »
Map right and left whel brakes instead of one key for both.  You can then use the whels brakes to handle better on runway and taxi ways.
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Offline Arfann

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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2003, 10:51:11 AM »
For the sake of realism/immersion I use the joystick only for the functions you would normally have available there and views. Helps keep it simple.
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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2003, 11:29:58 AM »
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Originally posted by GScholz
Psyco, same here. I only have combat critical stuff on the HOTAS, like guns, views and WEP. Why the *beep* do you need gear operation on your stick? The keyboard is right there, just press the G key.


Gear is dive break of the F4Us.
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