I was under the impression that Mary Anne was the leader in that race. Gotta go with the wholesome Kansas girl and her velvety skin and lean tummy (incidentally, Dawn Wells was a real-life beauty queen).
Gotta go with Betty. I could take Barney if he caught me, but Fred would be a different matter.
Lucy, because I appreciate the beauty of a strong woman. Drew's a nutcase and Cameron is too skinny.
Marci, with the bonus lesbian action when the cameras were off.
Judy, because I could take George Jetson if he caught me, but that robot defending the daughter would be like the Terminator going after Reese.