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Offline Hortlund

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« on: January 28, 2003, 05:25:53 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/01/28/congo.cannibals.ap/index.html
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Human rights activists and investigators from the United Nations say rebels cooked and ate at least a dozen Pygmies and an undetermined number of people from other tribes during recent fighting with rival insurgents.



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Congolese Liberation Movement rebels may have eaten Pygmies as punishment for their guiding rival troops through the dense forests, said Angali Salehe, the chief of the camp were Nzoli lived.


Exactly how f*cking sick is that?
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2003, 05:35:56 PM »
Does the fact that they are African make any difference?

I mean... if they were from Appalacia or Nevada or Sweden do you think you would have qualified the description with a location?

One more question....




do ya think this will ever be an ingredient on Iron Chef?
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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2003, 05:39:03 PM »
Of course it makes a difference, all Africans are sexually deviant savages that do nothing more than cannabilize any human that crosses their path.

This stops them from eating most of their own of course, because for the most part- they are sub-human. Not even worthy of grazing the same grass as our cows.

All Africans should be caged and beaten!!!! White power!!!!!!
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Offline Thrawn

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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2003, 05:41:22 PM »
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Originally posted by Hortlund
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/01/28/congo.cannibals.ap/index.html





Exactly how f*cking sick is that?


Once again with the cultural imperialism.  Just because canabilism isn't practiced in the west it automatically bad?

heheh, just kidding.
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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2003, 05:49:40 PM »
It would have been more interesting if Pygmies were being eaten in Sweden.

I don't think anyone really cares what gets eaten in Nevada.

 And 99% of college grads cannot find Appalacia on a map.

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Does the fact that they are African make any difference?

I mean... if they were from Appalacia or Nevada or Sweden do you think you would have qualified the description with a location?

One more question....




do ya think this will ever be an ingredient on Iron Chef?
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2003, 05:53:24 PM »
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 And 99% of college grads cannot find Appalacia on a map.


appalacia needs better PR, like "i just won the super bowl and i'm going to appalacia "
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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2003, 05:56:04 PM »
I read that this morning before going to school, put a positive spin on me for the whole day.. :D  The idea of this little midget person roasting on a spit as marxist african guerrillas pick of bits of him to eat is very amusing. Ahh Africa our very own medieval land of human wonders.
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2003, 05:57:11 PM »
The poor Pygmies man...I mean it.

I saw a show about a tribe in the Congo, or wherever, that kept pygmies as slaves.  The chief was a rich man, mostly based upon his slave holdings and he nattered on in the show about how his assets were to be split among his next of kin upon his death.

Now I know it was all about who was gonna get the "fat ones"...you know the Prime Grade "A" Pygmies.
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2003, 06:12:44 PM »
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Now I know it was all about who was gonna get the "fat ones"...you know the Prime Grade "A" Pygmies.
man you guys can be sickeningly funny in a kevin smith kinda way sometimes! :D
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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2003, 06:47:12 PM »
Cannabilism was common practise in the west right into the late 19th Century.

Remember guys its only been just over a 100 years since we stopped chewing on the relatives ;)
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Offline hyena426

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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2003, 06:53:48 PM »
yup,,plus you will die if you keep eating people,,we dont got any nutrition in are bodies hardly,,no one can live on humans for very long,,they get weird problems,,cant walk,,lack of the right nutrition they need,,,cant see or hear anymore<~~with prolong eating of people of cource,,ever see films of true canibals?,there all messed up,,,cant see or hear,,or walk anymore,,there bodies shut down,,,,,,pretty much its your body telling you,,its wrong to eat people!!,,lol
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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2003, 07:24:19 PM »
The problem with eating Pygmies is that it takes so many of them to fill you up. I prefer dining on the much larger Watusis- not only can one feed an entire war party, but I think they're tastier too.
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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2003, 08:14:53 PM »
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Cannabilism was common practise in the west right into the late 19th Century.

Huh?
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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2003, 08:35:43 PM »
I suppose you'd serve red wine with pygmies.
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2003, 09:04:03 PM »
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I suppose you'd serve red wine with pygmies.


Yeah Dune, only serve white wine with Scandanivians. Sheeesh, you're an attorney- I'd think you know how to properly serve up a carcass. :)
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