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Offline Pongo

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Are their any fat aliens?
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2003, 08:56:40 PM »
All we see are the Male worker alliens.
There is a big fat non moblile queen alien on most of their ships...
But she just eats abducties, once the males have had their fun.

Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2003, 11:32:32 PM »
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Originally posted by Pongo
All we see are the Male worker alliens.
There is a big fat non moblile queen alien on most of their ships...
But she just eats abducties, once the males have had their fun.


Dude... what frikken species were YOU abducted by?  Thats just fluff'n weird.

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« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2003, 02:04:09 AM »
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As soon as the fast food chains make it beyond planet Earth, you bet there will be fat aliens.
 
Hehe, I think the fast food chains were invented by aliens. They want us obese so we'd be easy to catch and nutricious. That way we humans will go a lot farther for their meals.
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Offline lazs2

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Are their any fat aliens?
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2003, 02:43:28 PM »
there are plenty of fat aliens... it's just that they are charged for 2 seats on their airlines.
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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2003, 02:57:56 PM »
Aliens aint fat? so thats why the aliens flew over a  macdonalds resteraunt in LA and shouted 'LARD ASS' out the porthole..............

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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2003, 03:29:01 PM »
of course there are fat aliens.  Some of those migrant farm workers are pretty hefty...

oh wait, that's not what you meant...  :eek:

fat aliens...  hmm...  well, they used to be fat.  Then as they developed mentally they realized that veganism was the way to go, and they all got skinny.
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