It's a game
You know the one:
I am sparkling,
You are unusually talkative,
He is drunk.
I am an epicure,
You are a gourmand,
He has both feet in the trough.
I am the spirit of empathy,
You are very energetic,
He's an ecstasy munching club bunny.
I am brilliant,
You are quick witted,
He is cunning.
I am an Ace
You are a good stick
He is a dweeb.
I have a strategic deterrent.
You have NBC capacity
He has Weapons of Mass Destruction
Any more for any more?