Author Topic: How a Woman is like AH (Read 560 times)

Midnight · « **on:** February 05, 2003, 09:27:29 PM »

1. When you first meet her, she is really great and you love getting to know her.

2. After a while her looks get old and you start to think she needs a facelift.

3. You are always thinking that the "sound effects" she makes aren't as good as some of the other ones out there.

4. Just when you think you've got her figured out, she changes how her strategy works.

5. Even though you know you have set something a certain way, she goes and changes it on you.

6. Just when you are about to get some, she disconnects and leaves you frustrated.

7. If you want a more 'exotic' ride, you have to spend some hard earned perks

9. You might find out that she favors slow-firing, large-bore weapons over the smaller rapid-fire choices

10. If you don't give her money every month, she will cancel your account and you won't be able to play anymore

Blue Mako · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:51:14 PM »

Critical difference between a woman and AH:

A woman won't give you any "goods or services" for $15/month.

Malleus · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2003, 03:47:47 AM »

Treat your airplane like you would your woman.....

Climb into her five times a day and ride her to heaven!

BlauK · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:00:00 AM »

11. You constantly have to prove your rank in her eyes.

12. Your rank does not depend on HOW MUCH you play with her, but HOW you play with her.

13. She makes your stick shake (ffb only)

14. Even thoug you get tired of her occasionally, you always have to come back for more.

15. Another woman is often jealous when you play with her.

16. She cannot remain quiet for long (chan 1)

rv6 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:18:07 AM »

17. No permanent auto-squelch. You may squelch her (and that endless 28Sweep guy) today, but, tomorrow they still drone on, & on & on & on with the same abbrasive diatribes, over n' over n' ....

:-(

T0J0 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:29:51 AM »

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Originally posted by rv6
17. No permanent auto-squelch. You may squelch her (and that endless 28Sweep guy) today, but, tomorrow they still drone on, & on & on & on with the same abbrasive diatribes, over n' over n' ....

:-(

Thought I was the only one who felt that way... I thought wrong!!! on both accounts!

T0J0

SirLoin · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2003, 11:32:02 AM »

18:You get dumped as you're getting ready to release your troops to the "map room."

Wlfgng · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2003, 01:11:37 PM »

you're thinking of a movie...

Thorns · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:28:54 PM »

Answer: Get Cable!

Chairboy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:34:32 PM »

I'm surprised nobody has said it:

19. After all your moping about how how she doesn't look the greatest anymore, you either spend some time with some young hotty and discover that the pretty young girl isn't as interesting or fun because she doesn't know anything.

You realize that for all your complaining, your old woman is twice as entertaining and fun to be with, damn it all to hell.

(go ahead, play another sim and see if you don't come crawling back)

rv6 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2003, 05:34:03 AM »

(go ahead, play another sim and see if you don't come crawling back)

And,, quietly trying to sneak in the back door..

Clickity-clickity click? Locked? What da?

(you, your AH account & IP are BANNED! for infidelity!)

Bonden · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2003, 05:56:54 AM »

One thing about AH is, if you turn into a total jerk you can come back as someone else. But, like with a woman, you have to start all over again with no perks...