Has anyone heard of the 'Self Righteous Brothers' - a brilliant skit by Harry Enfield.
I am reminded of them a lot on this BBS, sat in the Pub fuming about something that hasn't happened at all, but declaring oh so woeful consequences if it ever were to.
Best Harry Enfield Voice:
"OI! France! No! Much I respect your contribution to culture, philosophy and science, not to mention cuisine and fashion, pulling out your veto like that and flopping on the table is WELL OUT OF ORDER! Take it back right NOW or I'll give you a SMACK! "