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Offline Vulcan

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Quote of the Week (from an FDB even!)
« on: February 11, 2003, 05:28:12 PM »
"For any plastic-plastic contact that needs lubrication, just smear on some Vaseline or other Petrolium Jelly. Works great and lasts a long time.


SOB"

Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2003, 05:29:53 PM »
I believe that is a concise and technicaly accurate statement.

Who hijacked SOB's account?
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2003, 06:47:11 PM »
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Originally posted by Hangtime
I believe that is a concise and technicaly accurate statement.

Who hijacked SOB's account?


I don't know, sounds like SOB to me.

eskimo

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Re: Quote of the Week (from an FDB even!)
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2003, 06:58:46 PM »
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"For any plastic-plastic contact that needs lubrication, just smear on some Vaseline or other Petrolium Jelly. Works great and lasts a long time.


SOB"
The things you learn when home alone with a box of condoms and 3 inflatible sheep

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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2003, 07:01:38 PM »
two of those sheep are MINE!
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2003, 07:09:53 PM »
Baaaaaaa!
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2003, 07:23:48 PM »
Do not use Vaseline or any Petrolium-based lubricant for lubing up condoms. It'll break down the rubber, and you might end up impregnating your sheep or giving her an STD.

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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2003, 08:15:19 PM »
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Offline skernsk

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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2003, 08:49:13 PM »
What does this have to do with pizza?

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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2003, 09:19:23 PM »
wouldn't break down if ya used a sheepskin rubber... but that's just gross. ewe
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2003, 09:40:42 PM »
I like both pizza and vaseline!


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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2003, 10:05:46 PM »
there's pictures of missing FDB sheep on the back vaseline jars.
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