Author Topic: Ohhh Can-na-DUH! (Read 872 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** February 12, 2003, 03:21:01 PM »

School board bans 'gun' from spelling tests
Action taken after 1st-grader's parents complain to officials

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=30990

28sweep · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2003, 03:25:28 PM »

Everyone stop bashing Canada!!! Where else would we go for strippers and cuban cigars??

capt. apathy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2003, 03:28:01 PM »

when thinking of this kids mom I can't help but think of eddie murphys "mr robinsons neihborhood' skit from SNL-

can you spell this word?
b-i-t-c-h
good, can you say this word? go into mommys bedroom and say this word. did momy slap you? then you said it right.

this is unbelievable not only do we want the inocent victims unarmed but now they shouldn't even know what a gun is so they wont see it comming. whiny assed ostrich mentality

SirLoin · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2003, 03:31:43 PM »

They are halfway there...The word "Registry" is next...And you thought our kids was stupid?

Wlfgng · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2003, 03:36:55 PM »

they need to ban the word Took(sp)

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2003, 03:41:27 PM »

Good to know that Canada is using resources efficiently. Think about how much debate went into whether or not to ban the word "gun." I mean - its not like we have Islamic terrorists running around flying planes into buildings here - that would require attention and Im sure all available effort would be brought to bear.

glock22 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2003, 03:47:45 PM »

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Everyone stop bashing Canada!!! Where else would we go for strippers and cuban cigars??

Miami

Gman · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2003, 04:08:57 PM »

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They are halfway there...The word "Registry" is next...And you thought our kids was stupid?

LMAO!

I had heads turning at work from that one.

SOB · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2003, 04:25:03 PM »

As if this wouldn't or couldn't happen in the USA. If you don't think so, you're dreamin'.

SOB

john9001 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2003, 04:46:59 PM »

crime scene::

cop:: 'did anyone see what happened here?"

pacifist witness:: "well a bad mans had something in his hand, i don't know what it was but it made a loud noise an fire an smoke came out of it an the victum fell down"

cop:: "eh?"

Ripsnort · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2003, 07:33:48 AM »

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Originally posted by SOB
As if this wouldn't or couldn't happen in the USA. If you don't think so, you're dreamin'.

SOB

We're just pissed because someone can be more idiotic than our country!

SLO, where are ya SLO?!

Monk · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2003, 07:40:39 AM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort

SLO, where are ya SLO?!

2nd Grade doesn't get out until 2pm.

"DaddyMonk"

lazs2 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2003, 08:53:19 AM »

firearm is more accurate.
lazs

SLO · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2003, 09:08:32 AM »

hello.....

my name is rip-short.....short cause i ripped most of my brains out:eek:

watch it punk daddymonk...i might by in 2nd...but im bigger then you 1st graders.....I'll see ya outside at recess:cool:

Ripsnort · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2003, 09:32:20 AM »

Oh, what a great debater SLO! Wow! That was effective! Whew! You're a tough one.