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Offline AKIron

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Report: Bin Laden Predicts 'Martyrdom'
« on: February 12, 2003, 04:26:07 PM »
All I have to say is: Listen

Bin Laden
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Report: Bin Laden Predicts 'Martyrdom'
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2003, 04:40:30 PM »
Why the lack of video proof... he run out of video tape?

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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2003, 04:47:58 PM »
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Why the lack of video proof... he run out of video tape?


I wondered the same thing.
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Offline mietla

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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2003, 05:04:10 PM »
1. he's dead

2. he's alive but seriously mangled, so he does not want to show himself

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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2003, 05:05:57 PM »
Let's see... U.S. invades Iraq... you don't have to be Nostradamus to predict martyrdom.
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2003, 05:30:37 PM »
Come on all you big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in desert lands.
So put down your books and pick up the gun
We're gonna have a whole lot of fun!
(Chorus)
And it's 1 2 3 what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn!
Next stop another viet nam.

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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2003, 05:46:25 PM »
Maybe he altered his appearance with surgery?

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Why the lack of video proof... he run out of video tape?

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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2003, 06:36:47 PM »
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Next stop another viet nam. [/B]


More like Vietnam as is, 12 years of fighting (air to ground anyhow), no resolution in sight.

There is a difference though, we surrendered Vietnam without fear the North Vietnamese would show up on our doorstep with a dirty bomb. Or maybe you're not concerned about that?
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2003, 06:50:06 PM »
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Originally posted by lord dolf vader
Come on all you big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in desert lands.
So put down your books and pick up the gun
We're gonna have a whole lot of fun!
(Chorus)
And it's 1 2 3 what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn!
Next stop another viet nam.




I cant believe you typed this.  Go cut your hair.

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Report: Bin Laden Predicts 'Martyrdom'
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2003, 09:39:18 PM »
Report: Bin Laden Predicts 'Martyrdom'

Where do I sign up to help him.

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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2003, 10:37:44 PM »
Then I predict he'll eventually be proven correct about dying.
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2003, 11:13:04 PM »
Get ready, everyone knows when super villains are mangled, they are 10x worse.

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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2003, 09:46:21 AM »
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Get ready, everyone knows when super villains are mangled, they are 10x worse.


 Oh my god! You're right! He'll probably change his name to O-slime-a and develop a gunk spray or something...