Brain has locked up...cannot comprehend...

[wulfie]

...that FunkedUp has 6600 or so posts.

FunkedUp is a sentient computer with internet access. The guy that you have all met at cons, etc. is one of his 'human servants' so no one gets wise to his true identity and his Master Plan to Dominate the Universe with an Army of Polish Corndog Eating Cyborg Warrior/Aviators.

Mike/wulfie

[wulfie]

To prove my theory - FunkedUp will reply to this thread within 1 hour. When he is done probing U.S. and Russian strategic weapon network port security he will 'access AH BBS'. He is a computer and does not sleep, and can post instantaneously as well.

Mike/wulfie

[Fishu]

I would have something between 3500-4000 posts had the counter not reseted to ~600 for some reason

[Dune]

Originally posted by wulfie
...that FunkedUp has 6600 or so posts.

FunkedUp is a sentient computer with internet access. The guy that you have all met at cons, etc. is one of his 'human servants' so no one gets wise to his true identity and his Master Plan to Dominate the Universe with an Army of Polish Corndog Eating Cyborg Warrior/Aviators.

Mike/wulfie

Well, it certainly explains a lot.

[fd ski]

damn... we've been found out !!!

[Fatty]

You mean Raider Nation is just one massive spambot?  Cool, I knew they all sounded the same.

[funkedup]

The scary part is that the count is actually short by about 40% because they lost post counts during an upgrade once.

[wulfie]

Originally posted by funkedup
The scary part is that the count is actually short by about 40% because they lost post counts during an upgrade once.

filter:decryptalgo4217Z

Originally posted by funkedup
The wulfie carbon based unit has uncovered too much. Conduct pre-strike reconnaisance and launch strike to terminate wulfie carbon based unit within 20 hours of pre-strike reconnaisance. This order to be sent in code via AH BBS in the form of 'humorous reply from (false) carbon based unit "FunkedUp"

I KNEW IT!

Mike/wulfie

[funkedup]

Reminds me of kilbot from WB 1.x

[StSanta]

filter:decryptalgo4217Z

Reminds me of kilbot from WB 1.x

Reminder: the bipedal carbon based life form that claims to have common ancestors with the apes with the ID 'Santa' must be terminated as well. Use a Wery Big bomb 1.Nuclear. Watch for secondary explosions from his vast supply of methane gas.

Thanks for the encryption algorithm. I shall now take precautions. Wonder how well nuclear bombs glide in a methane atmosphere.