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Offline hawk220

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Anyone hoarding duct tape?
« on: February 15, 2003, 09:51:06 AM »
so our fearless leaders have stirred the panic pot by advising us in the US to purchase plastic sheeting and duct tape in order to seal your residence in case of bio or chem attack.. has anyone actually followed this advice? if so, what kind of reactions have you received when buying a cart load of tape.

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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2003, 11:50:19 AM »
I buy a cartload of duct tape for everyday fixes around the house Nothing works better then a grey piece of super sticky tape to get the job done. (Wish 3M would make a line of steel belted duct tape for the heavy duty jobs.....)
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2003, 02:10:48 PM »
If there's a chemical attack,I'm buying a cart load of Jamaican Rum.
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2003, 05:07:13 PM »
i duct taped my door and now i can't get out ...help...help

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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2003, 05:31:26 PM »
I duct tape my front door to keep the cold out.
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2003, 07:20:44 AM »
If duct tape can't save us from terrorism, nothing can.
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2003, 09:08:04 AM »
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Originally posted by john9001
i duct taped my door and now i can't get out ...help...help



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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2003, 01:47:27 PM »
I have 4 rolls, none of them less than a year old. Everytime I start a project that might require duct tape I always buy a roll 'cause I can't remember if I have any at home. But hey, you can never have too much duct tape.
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2003, 08:06:07 PM »
I use duct tape to keep the cold air out!

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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2003, 08:10:46 PM »
I use duct tape to keep the warm air in!

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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2003, 08:56:24 PM »
if it's loose , duct tape it

if it's tight , spray WD-40

if it's not working , hit it with a hammer

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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2003, 11:17:00 PM »
meatwad you sound like red green hehehehehe


as for ductape well im canadian so who needs to start hoarding now???

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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2003, 05:53:47 AM »
Here's a usefull application of it.
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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2003, 07:02:23 AM »
lol :D
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