Author Topic: So.... What have HTC ever done for us?? (Read 262 times)

snafu · « **on:** October 06, 2001, 09:46:00 AM »

Should be read in your best John Cleese "Life of Brian - So what have the Romans ever done for us" voice.

So,.... What have HTC ever done for us?
Well they gave us Aces High.

Yes I know but apart from Aces High, What have HTC ever done for us?
They introduced flat rate pricing when others were still charging by the hour.

Yes OK but apart from Aces High, & Flat rate pricing, what have HTC ever done for us?
They gave us a mission planner

Alright, But apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner, what have HTC ever done for us?
Ground vehicles

But, apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner & Ground vehicles what have HTC ever done for us?
Player controlled Task Forces.

OK, but apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner Ground vehicles & Task Forces, what have HTC ever done for us?
3D clouds you can fight & hide in

Right!, but apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner,& Ground vehicles & Task Forces & 3D clouds, what have HTC ever done for us?
Tank Battles

I know, But apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner,& Ground vehicles & Task Forces & 3D clouds & Tank Battles. What have HTC ever done for us?
New Aircraft/vehicles every release.

Yes that's all great but apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner,& Ground vehicles & Task Forces & 3D clouds & Tank Battles & new thing to fly/drive at regular intervals. What have HTC ever done for us?
Weather Fronts.

True, But apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner,& Ground vehicles & Task Forces & 3D clouds & Tank Battles & new thing to fly/drive at regular intervals & weather Fronts. What have HTC ever done for us?
Trains.

Agreed, But apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner,& Ground vehicles & Task Forces & 3D clouds & Tank Battles & new thing to fly/drive at regular intervals weather Fronts & Trains. What have HTC ever done for us?
They reduced the price by half.

Yep, But apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner,& Ground vehicles & Task Forces & 3D clouds & Tank Battles & new thing to fly/drive at regular intervals, weather Fronts, Trains & a price reduction. What have HTC ever done for us?
Road Convoys.

Hmm, But apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner,& Ground vehicles & Task Forces & 3D clouds & Tank Battles & new thing to fly/drive at regular intervals, weather Fronts, Trains, a price reduction & road convoys What have HTC ever done for us?
Base supply strategy.

Yes they have. But apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner,& Ground vehicles & Task Forces & 3D clouds & Tank Battles & new thing to fly/drive at regular intervals, weather Fronts, Trains, a price reduction, road convoys & a base supply strategy. What have HTC ever done for us?
Ground vehicle supply strategy.

Yes I know. But apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner,& Ground vehicles & Task Forces & 3D clouds & Tank Battles & new thing to fly/drive at regular intervals, weather Fronts, Trains, a price reduction, road convoys, a base supply strategy & ground vehicle supply strategy. What have HTC ever done for us?
Free 8 player H2H play.

Thats all very well, but apart from Aces High, Flat rate pricing & the Mission planner,& Ground vehicles & Task Forces & 3D clouds & Tank Battles & new thing to fly/drive at regular intervals, weather Fronts, Trains, a price reduction, road convoys, a base supply strategy, ground vehicle supply strategy & free 8 player H2H play. What have HTC ever done for us?
A fantastic view system

(This is a short list of things which spring to mind - Over to you lot) (Whiners don't need to reply)

TTFN
snafu

Animal · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2001, 10:30:00 AM »

they gave our girlfriends/wives an excuse to dump us.

fscage · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2001, 12:59:00 PM »

I just came to this game from WWII Online which I flew from day 1 and this game rocks in comparison. From what I see here there is no better sim with the customer service then this game. It has most of the aspects of WWII, better start system, flyable planes, and most important of all.....a game that is playable! So far I have had no real problems flying in this game where as WWII I constantly CDT or CHTL'd. Frame rates in heavy combat got as low a 1 FPS, screen freeze that lasted up to 10 seconds, warps that would cause you to become a lawn dart. Mind you I am not saying this is a perfect game but none are, so my hat is off to HTC for such a good game.

Boozer · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2001, 01:04:00 PM »

what has HTC give us?

Ummm, hoardes of WW2OL dweebs to shoot!

Saintaw · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2001, 01:32:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Animal:
they gave our girlfriends/wives an excuse to dump us.

Well, Animal, doesn't that give us the opportunity to change often too ?

fscage · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2001, 06:59:00 PM »

LOL Boozer, although many of the people coming to this game flew here to begin with

. I thank you for the warm welcome LOL.

Wilbus · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2001, 07:02:00 PM »

They took our lives and turned us into AH addicts!

Mossie rules together with 190

pdog_109 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2001, 07:19:00 PM »

Since when can you hide in the clouds? Last time i checked, i could see someone else's icon in the clouds and they could see mine. It was dem dark thunder clouds tough, not dem normal white ones.

DanielMcIntyre · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2001, 08:03:00 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Snafu:

(This is a short list of things which spring to mind - Over to you lot) (Whiners don't need to reply)

awwwwwwwwww

hazed- · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2001, 08:10:00 PM »

'The streets are safe to walk at night'

Rendar · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2001, 12:41:00 AM »

Boozer...not everyone who plays WWIIOL is a dweeb. I play it, and have played WB and AH since the beta came out. *points at registration date*

I must admit though that there are a lot of dweebs in WWIIOL. Typical radio buffer:

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sniper982: WTF???? MY SCREEN IS BLACK?!?! AM I DEAD???

rendar: We need AB defense at Anhee!

sniper982: HTF DO I QUIT???

koolboy: defending is homosexual!!! i wanna frag some frenchies!!!

SERVER: We will reset in 5 minutes.

rendar: arghhhhh!!!

sniper982: THIS IS BS!!!! I QUIT!!!

[ 10-07-2001: Message edited by: Rendar ]

Central · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2001, 02:34:00 AM »

Heh! They gave me an ex wife, 2 ex-girlfriends and 6 babies

and i love every moment of it!

note:brand x included

snafu · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2001, 03:26:00 AM »

Oh The sheep I forgot the godamm sheep..

You a whiner Zygote, never.....

TTDFN
snafu