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Offline nopoop

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« on: February 18, 2003, 10:07:04 PM »
I've been attempting to be a "God" going on 6 years in this flightsim thingy..

Done my time training, even for awhile practicing offline to hone my skills into a "God" of flightsims..

Sorta the baddest mothr in the valley kinda thing..

As time went on, I let the practice slip...the trainers told me things I already knew..

And I settled in to just shootin stuff..

Shootin stuff is a blast, nothin better..

But in striving for "God" like status, shootin stuff falls waaaay short of the mark..

The fear of death is nonexistant...

But with the cooperation of my lovely lady, the fear of death has be brought back into the equation..

When I die she hits me with a baseball bat..

Four sorties tonight I have 2 kills, a broken jaw and 3 broken ribs..

I'll keep you posted..
« Last Edit: February 18, 2003, 11:23:38 PM by nopoop »
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2003, 11:40:51 PM »
SMACK!

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Offline Blue Mako

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Re: Finally found out a way to improve my skills..
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2003, 11:51:17 PM »
Sounds like a pretty good motivator.  My wife just resorts to psychological torment instead, just as effective and a lot cheaper than the hospital bills.

Addendum:  Shooting down nopoop will now be much more satisfying...
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Offline bizket

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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2003, 01:54:20 AM »
I dont know if thats a very good idea poopie.  By this time tomorrow night you'll be in a coma or worse dead, then I wont be able to read your daily thoughts on life in the flight sim world:D
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Offline T0J0

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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2003, 07:29:57 AM »
Wonder how you explain that on the insurance form... Wife beat me with a bat cause I didn't land my 4 kills...
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Offline 214thCavalier

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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2003, 01:59:09 PM »
Lol don't hold your breath expecting any further replies from nopoop :)
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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2003, 02:49:24 PM »
Imagine for a moment, the joy you will feel when you nail Nopoop, and know that somewhere, he's getting the bejesus kicked out of him.

Almost makes me want to switch to Bish.

Nothing personal, NP. Just the thought of Virtual killing leading to real life pain is enticing.
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Offline Skuzzy

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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2003, 03:08:07 PM »
ROFL! nopoop!
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Offline dracon

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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2003, 08:52:19 PM »
Now this!!!  Is FUNNY!!

Can I have your joystick after you get "gangbanged" over A-46?? :)

Note to Self:  Don't drink beer in front of the monitor while reading Poopies comments!

LMAO,

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Offline captain1ma

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 11:47:38 AM »
this has got to be one of the funniest things ive ever read. i have tears streaming down my cheeks. great story!!!
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Offline bswin03

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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 12:15:40 PM »
may i suggest tanking?..can't get shot down in a tank


btw......bizz has the best signiture ever!
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Offline waystin2

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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 12:29:17 PM »
Just laughing! That is all I can do nopoop!  Laugh!  Tears rolling down and expensive coffee out the nose...:rofl :rofl
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Offline RTHolmes

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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 12:44:55 PM »
:rofl

I'd look like roadkill by now and the tour's only 5 days old :(
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Offline The Fugitive

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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2008, 12:51:44 PM »
another blast from the past...... what this one 5 years old :rolleyes:
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Offline IronDog

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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2008, 01:33:57 PM »
I've been with my wife so long,and she has lost most of her fighting skills,that I think I can take her if I get the first punch in.If she pounded me for every dumb thing I did in AH,I'd been beaten to death long ago!Now she resorts to mental methods to attack me.She knows when I'm in a furball,and will give the off the computer now,I need you for something command.Sometimes I think the mind games are worse than a beating.
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