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Offline Russian

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« on: February 19, 2003, 05:15:20 PM »
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Offline bounder

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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2003, 05:17:41 PM »
Wax and Shine Drive thru service offered by USAF.

Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2003, 05:23:45 PM »
*click* 'The smoking lamp is out.'  *clik*
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2003, 05:29:51 PM »
Pre-mautre ejaculation.
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Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
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Offline Chairboy

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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2003, 06:15:47 PM »
The fueling boom operator, an ex-porn star, was quoted as apologizing, explaining that it was "just habit".
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Offline osage

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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2003, 06:24:33 PM »
Now that's a "money shot."

Interesting how the GAU-8 is aligned a little offset to be exactly on the pilots line of sight.  Scary.

Offline Viper17

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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2003, 07:25:37 PM »
Thats why there is a sign that read "Dont Top Off" on the pump.

Offline SunKing

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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2003, 07:52:36 PM »
"And they say the gas hikes are due to protests.."

Offline Habu

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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2003, 08:00:36 PM »
TANKER BOOM OPERATOR: Opps sorry about the spill.

WARTHOG PILOT: Ahhh don't worry about it, we can get some more for free in a few days from Iraq.

Offline Gryffin

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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2003, 11:37:27 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Hawklore
Pre-mautre ejaculation.


LOL!! I vote for this one

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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2003, 11:44:05 PM »
Quickest way I know to get bugs off a windscreen. Kerosene at 300 mph.
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2003, 12:08:41 AM »
Gesundhite!:D

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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2003, 12:13:30 AM »
"Honey... NO!  Damn you!"

"Hehe"

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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2003, 12:19:32 AM »
When all else fails, CYA with this placard on the boom.

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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2003, 02:16:03 AM »
Refuelling the new JDF A-10 "Bukakke"
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