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Offline eskimo2

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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« on: February 19, 2003, 05:21:11 PM »
Svea Hall > just a few minutes ago.

Oh to be three, Oh to be a parent.  
(And yes, it kind of did)

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Offline hawk220

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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2003, 06:00:24 PM »
ahhhh modern times.. way back when I was a kid, and I took a pinch.. the entire planet didn't know about it :D


(p.s. have your kid lay off eating the feathers)
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Offline Curval

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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2003, 06:00:52 PM »
lol...

My eldest son FINALLY pooped in the potty last week.  That's one outta diapers..one to go.
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Re: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2003, 06:03:40 PM »
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Svea Hall > just a few minutes ago.

Oh to be three, Oh to be a parent.  
(And yes, it kind of did)

eskimo


Actually it kind of looked like Jacques Chirac............
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Offline midnight Target

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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2003, 06:06:26 PM »
My sister was a kindergarten teacher, and she sent home a form to the parents that asked them to write down the words their child used for #1 and #2.

Funniest reading material I've ever seen.

"Rocks" was my favorite.
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Offline Habu

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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2003, 06:08:43 PM »
I was trying to teach my 3 year old to call them straffo and oedipus but it was easier to just say poo and pee.
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2003, 08:31:28 PM »
ROFLMAO funny toejam...
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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2003, 09:27:55 PM »
Happens to me every day.
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Offline Habu

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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2003, 08:50:31 AM »
By the way you should try to sell the poop on Ebay. Some guy was trying to sell a carrot with a vagina last week.

hehe.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2003, 08:53:01 AM »
I think you and your wife will appreciate this, Eskimo. :)

http://www.cutestuf.com/flash_0203/splishsplashbaby.cfm
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Offline StSanta

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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2003, 08:54:12 AM »
You poor suckers.

You've fallen for your biological urges and as such put yourself on a path of mediocricy. Same life as everyone else. Same routines.


Tssk tssk tssk

:D
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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2003, 08:58:16 AM »
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You poor suckers.

You've fallen for your biological urges and as such put yourself on a path of mediocricy. Same life as everyone else. Same routines.


Tssk tssk tssk

:D


My youngest (4) fell asleep in my arms last night after I wore him out on a bike ride....as I tucked both sons in last night..the oldest (now 7) out of the blue said 'Dad, I'm lucky to have a daddy and mommy like you guys'....lets just say that text won't describe the feelings I had when he said that. :)

(Incidently I was one of those guys that used to look at parents and say "poor saps! I won't EVER have kids!" ;) )
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Offline Eagler

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Re: "Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2003, 10:55:50 AM »
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Svea Hall > just a few minutes ago.

Oh to be three, Oh to be a parent.  
(And yes, it kind of did)

eskimo


heck I'm 43 and still admire my "morning masterpieces" :)
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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2003, 11:32:43 AM »
Jeeze..I'm jealous!..My 8 week old just makes a shapeless soil in his diaper...Can't wait for the formations to start coming in.

Ugg...:eek:
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"Mommy! I pooped a poopy that looks like a duck!"
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2003, 02:49:37 PM »
Ripsnort, you gave in to human instinct, and now it has you in its grip an won't let go.

It is using the father emotion through its vassal, 'Child'.

Poor you. You don't even know it.

:D
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