..improve my skills..Part 3

[nopoop]

Thanks for your cards and letters, the BK wreath was awsome..

I was released today..

Met a celebrity while I was in !! Sally Struthers was being wheeled down the hall when I came out of surgery. She weighs 572 pounds now, but is as perky as ever..

But with the buildings construction, a gurney and Sally couldn’t occupy the same hallway at the same time so I missed out on a autograph..

That and the fact that she had a mouth full of glazed donuts..

I said “Hi Sally” but all she could manage was a mumble while trying to keep a mouthfull from falling out on her gown..

She does have some interesting tattoo’s though..

When I got home they brought in a hospital bed with the frames and all the pulleys, have it all set up in the den. Got that triangle thingy with one of those Jack in the Box smilely face balls stuck on it to help me move around..

They unloaded me from an ambulance. I was hopin they’d do the lights and siren like they did when I got picked up cuz that was cool..

Code three is a BLAST !!

Did bring a few things home that are neat. First, I no longer have to drink my cheap beers in a can, I have a tube that feeds them in AND, a bag that collects them when they leave.

I LIKE IT !!

I should have set somthin up like that along time ago..

Second, who can argue with a morphine drip ??

It’s gotta little button on it that says “more”

BRAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

I did have to convert to a “twisty” stick cuz of my leg..but I’m rarin to go..

Cya’s up tonight !!

My lady has been sooo supportive God love her, she can’t wait for me to fly…

[Saurdaukar]

These are the tyupe of posts that will be spoken of in 5 years.  

[Blue Mako]

I kinda get the feeling reading these posts that it may not be just morphine in that drip he's got...

[bizket]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Nopoop you are a comedic genius:D

I'd like to officially offer you the position of 339th Group Moral Officer;)

[Lazerus1]

Originally posted by nopoop

Second, who can argue with a morphine drip ??

BRAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

How can ya argue with that???

[AcId]

I would suggest not using the morphine.....it may be counter productive in a case such as yours. If while 'on the drip' you take another beating you may begin to disassociate pain with AH deaths thus reversing all of you and your wifes hard work to date.

   I've seen this before, I just hate to see someone make the same mistakes I have.

*TIP*
If your wife feels the bat is getting a bit heavy due to multiple beatings a hockey stick will provide her arms some relief while still providing a decent beating.

[muckmaw]

Nopoop-

You're a lucky man. It's so difficult to find such a loving and supportive woman.

With this in mind, I find it incumbent on me to protect what little gray matter is of yet undamaged.

Please send me your address. I have an old HGU-55 Flight helmet to send you. This will protect your melon, but still give you a wicked vibration, thereby giving you more immersion, with minimal brain damage.

Best wishes on a speedy recovery.

P.S. If you don't survive this tour, can I take you wife out?

[Apache]

Originally posted by bizket
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Nopoop you are a comedic genius:D

I'd like to officially offer you the position of 339th Group Moral Officer;)

No! His skills are more sorely needed with the BK's. Someone has to keep lazs entertained. Lazs in bad mood=much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

[narsus]

Yes, what Apache said. Lazs may be the BK public relations officer, but poop is OUR moral officer (no can have him...NOONE)

[jab116]

Nopoop, Duct tape any unused electrical outlets, Hide all power tools, and pray like hell you never get shot down!

[vorticon]

try to stay off the morphine...to expensive...how will you pay if your buying a huge amount of morphine...youd have to become a freeloading whiner