Author Topic: FORGET Iraq - lets invade denmark (Read 538 times)

Duedel · « **on:** February 21, 2003, 02:34:57 AM »

StSanta · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2003, 02:40:19 AM »

Hahahah, some of the place there is where I used to go out.

Dunno any of the girls though. Yet.

Welcome to Denmark - right there is the reason I haven't emigrated yet.

What's on those pics is pretty standard though. They ain't showing some of the more naughty stuff - hell, we've all seen girls kissing or showing boobs after all.

Oh. For any chauvinists out there - these women know exactly what they want and will be extremely upset if you pick one up only to puke and fall asleep as you get home.

They ain't too smart though.

Animal · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2003, 02:47:02 AM »

So many blondes! ONLY blondes. Which one would I choose...
And I bet guys there kill each other for the chance to screw a brunette or a nubian hottie.

Naso · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2003, 02:47:22 AM »

I have this funny will to visit Denmark....

I dont know why....

StSanta · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2003, 02:47:55 AM »

Animal, I only want brunettes, seriously. I'd give my right hand to trade places with you.

If any AHer every comes to DK, I'm sure me or a friend can give ya a guided tour of the nightlife here. I'm just getting too old for it nowadays, but I occasionally go out (I have needs, too!).

Heh.

Animal · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2003, 02:49:14 AM »

How about we trade for 3 weeks?
seriously.

StSanta · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2003, 02:50:25 AM »

Sure thing bro. When? I need some cash first. Otherwise the Latinas will not be too impressed. So not before a month or two.

Heh, I think Animal wants to come here to experience Bushs

Coalition Of The Willing

Hahahah.

Ok, not funny.

Duedel · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2003, 02:52:31 AM »

Hey Animal STFU i startet this thread so i'll trade with StSanta not U! I'll go to denmark and have fun.

StSanta · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2003, 02:58:49 AM »

Soon people will be salivating and drooling:

For rent: 1 room apartment. toejamty neighborhood, violent neighbors. Shoddy built.

Very close to lots of blondes.

$3000 a month, or traded for place full of brunettes.

Animal · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2003, 03:03:05 AM »

Denmark .gov should pay for my stay, so that I can infuse some black/latin luv'n into those plain blonde genes.

I'd be doing a service, in 16 years, there will be some smoking hot brunettes all around.

Win win deal.

Duedel · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2003, 03:14:19 AM »

Nono Animal I think they will be overstrained if u go to denmark what they really need is slightly dark skined guy (more the italian version) with nearly black hair. Coincidentally i would it these spezifications very well so I guess its me who has to visit denmark.

Kirin · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2003, 03:27:24 AM »

O-M-G!

wulfie · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2003, 03:46:51 AM »

How about the U.S. sends me to Denmark alone, as a 1 man invading force on behalf of the U.S.

I will then be captured. And imprisoned for 20 or more years.

A challenge to those ladies - they'll never make me talk.

Mike/wulfie

AKcurly · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2003, 04:44:33 AM »

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Originally posted by StSanta

Get your GrossArse back in AH

curly

Naso · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2003, 06:45:15 AM »

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Originally posted by Duedel
Nono Animal I think they will be overstrained if u go to denmark what they really need is slightly dark skined guy (more the italian version) with nearly black hair. Coincidentally i would it these spezifications very well so I guess its me who has to visit denmark.