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Offline Wilfrid

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« on: February 22, 2003, 04:34:46 PM »


"Maverick should have taken the shot here, before Jester went below the hard-deck."






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Offline john9001

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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2003, 05:05:55 PM »
i think jester was gaming the rules , diving below hard deck so he wouldn't get shot.

Offline mjolnir

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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2003, 05:12:32 PM »
Is that Stephen King holding the models?? :eek:

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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2003, 05:31:21 PM »
Well Dammit!!! I was the Ex Monkies's Drummer..My mom told me to stick to playing the Triangle...


Mans Voice behind the Screen(George Lucas)...Golly-geeMIT..You are not the Drummer for the Grateful Dead..Hold Still!!!

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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2003, 06:25:59 PM »
Dammit..Why am i not getting a Chek 6!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2003, 06:41:13 PM »
"Dale.  Do you have any idea what kind of whines we're going to read about that thing for the next month?"

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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2003, 07:03:42 PM »
Warp cheater.

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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2003, 09:31:47 PM »
...I  used to get my bellybutton kiked everyday in highschool becuase i played the zilaphone in the Marching Band.....,,Look at me now !!

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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2003, 09:35:55 PM »
After thorough testing of the StarWars themed nipple clamps George Lucas realised they weren't going to be as popular as first thought.
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"Willy's gone and made another,
Something like it's elder brother-
Wing tips rounded, spinner's bigger.
Unbraced tailplane ends it's figure.
One-O-nine F is it's name-
F is for futile, not for fame."

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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2003, 10:58:24 AM »
"NReooww!  Zap!  Tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh...  ka-BOOM!"

"Uh, George, we're ready to film.  Can you hold off on the sound effects and stop waving those around for a moment?"
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2003, 11:30:54 AM »
This is how the FM was modeled for AH. Note the high degree of realism inherant in the Blue Screen of Death.



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