This was sent to me, and I just had to share it.
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has
cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers
and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the
fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted
or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She
was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it
was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a
line cut was and he said, 'Yes, I know what a LION cut is.' It seems her
accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was
returned to her (see PHOTOS). She cried for a week... but not as much as
the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."
Gas in car to go to groomers..... $ 4.50
Cat car carrier...... $32.99
Grooming fee..... $80.00
The look of one seriously pissed off cat.... Priceless!